PSS, that is such a "guy thing"!

I'm really not bashing on you or anything but why is it that guys think obnoxious bodily functions are so funny or cool or whatever? I have never been able to figure out why farts and belches are so amusing to you guys. Please explain!


"If men are from Mars, why can't we send them back?"

 

Rose unless your a guy you will never understand!!!!

 

I think us guys are programmed from birth to laugh when we hear someone fart

 

I overheard a buddy of mine that I work with mention that he was going to the Men's Room. He was delayed enroute and I was able to slip past him undetected. My plan was to duck into a stall and blow loud fart noises on my arm. However, when he arrived I was so tickled by my joke that it didn't come out right. In trying to muffle laughs and make the noises, what come out was a series of coughs and gags and hacking, made worse because I could see his feet from under the door. I sounded like someone having a heartattack or seizure and his feet were moving really quickly first one way then the other. He didn't know which way to go. He finally broke for the door and ran out.

I thought maybe he was rushing to get an ambulance but, when I came back to the office he was sitting at his desk like nothing happened.

I then had a good idea how he would conduct himself in an medical emergency. I guess he just didn't want to get involved and whoever that was, was just going to die.

I was tempted to say someone just had a seizure in the men's Room to hear his response but, I had roasted this guy already so many times I just couldn't do it.

 

OMG thats funny pss...good job! And Rose its really quite simple...there's nuthin funnier than a fart!

 

Apparently not, and honestly, I'm pretty sure I don't want to understand!

 

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Rose something funny is not funny if it happens where something funny is suppose to happen. BUT if something funny happens where normal stuff is suppose to happen then it's funny. However if something normal happens where something funny is suppose ot happen then it's funny.

With that theroy... A fart in the bathroom... ehh not that funny...

Where as a fart that escapes in public AND makes some one gag + evacuates a building.... Yea that's priceless humor.
You just can't plan that!!!

However there are exceptions to every rule...

Couple of years ago I worked as a welder for a Electrical box manufacturer. "Almost all guys" I think there was only like 20 women including the office ladies that worked there. Someome was always making jokes in the bathroom.
One guy that I use to go to school with was in a stall one day and hapened to reach break time. So several of us caught him in there so he started exaturating sounds, grunts, groans, etc. and progressed untill he was screaming at the top of his lungs for some one to and I Qoute...
" HELP MEee!! GET A SPOON AND HELP MEEE PLEEEEASE!!

I was laughing so hard I couldn't even talk anymore. When we came, out one of the female supervisors was standing outside the bathroom door and as serious as a heart attack she asked.
"Is everything ok in there".
I had almost gained my composure until she said that. I lost it again, it ws so funny!

The same place same bathroom I wasn't feeling very well one day and had to leave my welder to "drop the kids off at the pool".
I ussally wont use anything but my own throne at home but it was an emergency. (I get embarrased at this stuff easily.) Naturally after I was in there and had already started someone came in and sat in the stall next to me... "Arrggg" I tired like everything to hold it until they were gone but I couldn't. When it came out it was like an explosion that just echoed off the cinder block walls. I sat there a second tried to be cool about it but I let a snicker slipp out. Which made the guy in the stall next to me start laughing. Then we both lost it and was rolling on the pots together over it.

So I guess farts can be funny anywhere anytime.

 

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You are one sick puppy PSS!! Like I said before, "such a guy thing"