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Youze guys . . . .
Ya no I still loves you all or I wouldn't have stayed around here for 4 years.
(By the way, love you in the manly way, not the dzervit gay way)
Even you jamzwayne (although I think we need to talk about anger management classes)
And by the way wayne (if thats yur reel name) I am so NOT a tree hugging hippie. (I think the California Costal Commision should be nuked. . . but that's a different story). And I AM ALL FOR KILLING STRAY CATS, because its our God given right as a hunting nation! Now if we could just be allowed to shoot the illegal aliens flooding across our border, I'd be buying an arsenal too!!!! (Sorry, I ment "to").
And see, I can butcher the English language with the best of em.
Ya no I still loves you all or I wouldn't have stayed around here for 4 years.
(By the way, love you in the manly way, not the dzervit gay way)
Even you jamzwayne (although I think we need to talk about anger management classes)
And by the way wayne (if thats yur reel name) I am so NOT a tree hugging hippie. (I think the California Costal Commision should be nuked. . . but that's a different story). And I AM ALL FOR KILLING STRAY CATS, because its our God given right as a hunting nation! Now if we could just be allowed to shoot the illegal aliens flooding across our border, I'd be buying an arsenal too!!!! (Sorry, I ment "to").
And see, I can butcher the English language with the best of em.
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Being as you win the Absolute Longest Post award for this thread, I figured I'd respond to one or two things, as well as answer some questions.
Before I go any further, however, I would like to answer the question of my gender. Someone mentioned "if you're a girl...." and then went on to point out how the members of this board rushed to the new female members like flies to sh...tuff. Well, here's the answer to that one:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...5/fbeb8bf7.jpg
After viewing this picture, if you're a guy and have the hots for EITHER of us....
Yeah, I managed to puzzle my way through school well enough. As far as stomaching appalling grammar and spelling...well, I wouldn't be in Arkansas if I couldn't. 
You forgot the one percent who gripe about working hard for their money.....and then fussing about it going to support Almighty Bush's agenda. Heh heh. I think there are those on both sides who do that. For the record, I label myself as a conservative. Notice I did NOT say Republican. I said conservative, because my values as a FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN (oh boy! more controversy! 
) tend to run to the conservative side. However, on the other hand, while I do believe that God uses whom He wills, I don't believe that anyone has a 'mandate' from God. Otherwise, I'd have to believe that God intended for people like Ted Kennedy to be in governmental positions.
It's at times like this that I simply say that sometimes God allows evil to happen so that He may use it for good.
Well, if something happens, I will fire all three of my guns (my 12-gauge, my .410 gauge, and my Makarov) at them, whilst my wife will be lobbing cats.
Eh...I won't say that I enjoy it, because I do....sorta like watching any Kung....Fu movie. But by the same token, I'd like to point out that pretty much EVERY truly tough guy I've EVER run across tended to keep just how tough he was to himself.
Anyways, on to a short synopsis about myself. I spent 10 years in the Navy - 3 as a "Nuke" and 7 as a network administrator.
Then I got out, and moved with my wife to Arkansas, and bought a house on Lake Norfork in northern Arkansas (Elizabeth, to be specific - right outside Mountain Home) and decided to enlist in the Army Reserves as a combat engineer. (Translation: If there are mines to be disarmed/detonated, or explosives to be rigged, I take care of it.)
...and that's about it for now.
Oh, except for one thing. What's the deal with images? Are we not allowed to post pics here?
Before I go any further, however, I would like to answer the question of my gender. Someone mentioned "if you're a girl...." and then went on to point out how the members of this board rushed to the new female members like flies to sh...tuff. Well, here's the answer to that one:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...5/fbeb8bf7.jpg
After viewing this picture, if you're a guy and have the hots for EITHER of us....
Originally posted by kobiashi
If you can stomach appalling grammar and spelling, along with improper word usage (especially the misuse of “then” and “than” and “your” and “you’re”) you should be O.K.
(I see that you can actually write and have a grasp of basic grammar so you are miles ahead of many here).
If you can stomach appalling grammar and spelling, along with improper word usage (especially the misuse of “then” and “than” and “your” and “you’re”) you should be O.K.
(I see that you can actually write and have a grasp of basic grammar so you are miles ahead of many here).
Politics: The left and right, liberal and conservative, us and them mindset is pretty well entrenched here. If you can, try to avoid political threads as they ultimately resolve nothing and eventually end up getting locked anyway (but not until a good number of people proclaim that Bush is God and anyone not supporting him should be shot, and the others proclaim that Bush is the Devil. (That, by the way, sums up 99 percent of what political threads are about, the other one percent being about the lazy bastards taking advantage of the welfare state and how the person posting worked hard for their money to buy the computer they are typing their screed on).
) tend to run to the conservative side. However, on the other hand, while I do believe that God uses whom He wills, I don't believe that anyone has a 'mandate' from God. Otherwise, I'd have to believe that God intended for people like Ted Kennedy to be in governmental positions.It's at times like this that I simply say that sometimes God allows evil to happen so that He may use it for good.
Cats: Many here hate them, and in a mechanical side note, they are good for preventing detonation. They also make good speed bumps (refer to “Burt”), and the vote in Wisconsin is being viewed with great interest here (along with many waiting to buy planes tickets to Madison).
Guns: Many here have an arsenal. They like to post pictures of it. It usually consists of 200 handguns and rifles or more. Be careful what you say to these people.
Guns: Many here have an arsenal. They like to post pictures of it. It usually consists of 200 handguns and rifles or more. Be careful what you say to these people.
Testosterone: Lately, it’s been running rampant in this forum, a lot of braggadocios posturing about how they beat the crap out of someone which results in others chiming in about their violent exploits and/or how they wish they could be involved in violent exploits. If this is your thing, enjoy; otherwise ignore them for the 12 year olds that they are.
Anyways, on to a short synopsis about myself. I spent 10 years in the Navy - 3 as a "Nuke" and 7 as a network administrator.
Then I got out, and moved with my wife to Arkansas, and bought a house on Lake Norfork in northern Arkansas (Elizabeth, to be specific - right outside Mountain Home) and decided to enlist in the Army Reserves as a combat engineer. (Translation: If there are mines to be disarmed/detonated, or explosives to be rigged, I take care of it.)
...and that's about it for now.
Oh, except for one thing. What's the deal with images? Are we not allowed to post pics here?
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http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...5/fbeb8bf7.jpg
Welcome, are you the one on the right or the left... I think i have seen you before if it is you on the right!!!
again welcome..
Welcome, are you the one on the right or the left... I think i have seen you before if it is you on the right!!!
again welcome..
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Kung -
You are going to fit in just fine here. You fit the demographic perfectly.
As for posting pix, you bet you can. While you are entering text in the body copy, when you reach a spot where you want to insert a picture, click the "IMG" button just above.
A window will open. Place the address that the image is located at in the field.
F150Online offers each member gallery space where you can store pix. You get something like 5 million Terabytes, maybe less, don't quote me on that.
Is technology great or what? In fact, the pic above is an excellent example of what a posted pic looks like.
As for that guy you're with in that picture, be careful . . . you don't know where he's been or who he has been with. He's kind of skanky as evidenced by this recent picture:
With regard to buckdropper questioning if you're the one on the right of left . . . I was assuming that was you on the left, but if he's correct, and that was you on the right . . . then you're the same guy in the above picture . . .
And if that's the case then
You will be a hero among the majority of the members of this site.
The question then becomes, what's with the red hair? (not to mention that outfit and those shoes) (and we'll ignore the make-up for the time being, you can explain that later) I mean, evidently it's working out pretty well for you, but, I mean . . . dude.
You are going to fit in just fine here. You fit the demographic perfectly.
As for posting pix, you bet you can. While you are entering text in the body copy, when you reach a spot where you want to insert a picture, click the "IMG" button just above.
A window will open. Place the address that the image is located at in the field.
F150Online offers each member gallery space where you can store pix. You get something like 5 million Terabytes, maybe less, don't quote me on that.
Is technology great or what? In fact, the pic above is an excellent example of what a posted pic looks like.
As for that guy you're with in that picture, be careful . . . you don't know where he's been or who he has been with. He's kind of skanky as evidenced by this recent picture:
With regard to buckdropper questioning if you're the one on the right of left . . . I was assuming that was you on the left, but if he's correct, and that was you on the right . . . then you're the same guy in the above picture . . .
And if that's the case then
You will be a hero among the majority of the members of this site.
The question then becomes, what's with the red hair? (not to mention that outfit and those shoes) (and we'll ignore the make-up for the time being, you can explain that later) I mean, evidently it's working out pretty well for you, but, I mean . . . dude.
Last edited by kobiashi; Apr 14, 2005 at 03:11 AM.
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^^kobiashi you kill me 
^^
Well, I'm late as usual and it seems that all the warnings and tips have been given out already so I'll just say...
Hi and Welcome to the site!!
^^Well, I'm late as usual and it seems that all the warnings and tips have been given out already so I'll just say...
Hi and Welcome to the site!!
Last edited by wild-mtn-rose; Apr 14, 2005 at 02:40 AM.
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Originally posted by kobiashi
Youze guys . . . .
Ya no I still loves you all or I wouldn't have stayed around here for 4 years.
(By the way, love you in the manly way, not the dzervit gay way)
Even you jamzwayne (although I think we need to talk about anger management classes)
And by the way wayne (if thats yur reel name) I am so NOT a tree hugging hippie. (I think the California Costal Commision should be nuked. . . but that's a different story). And I AM ALL FOR KILLING STRAY CATS, because its our God given right as a hunting nation! Now if we could just be allowed to shoot the illegal aliens flooding across our border, I'd be buying an arsenal too!!!! (Sorry, I ment "to").
And see, I can butcher the English language with the best of em.
Youze guys . . . .
Ya no I still loves you all or I wouldn't have stayed around here for 4 years.
(By the way, love you in the manly way, not the dzervit gay way)
Even you jamzwayne (although I think we need to talk about anger management classes)
And by the way wayne (if thats yur reel name) I am so NOT a tree hugging hippie. (I think the California Costal Commision should be nuked. . . but that's a different story). And I AM ALL FOR KILLING STRAY CATS, because its our God given right as a hunting nation! Now if we could just be allowed to shoot the illegal aliens flooding across our border, I'd be buying an arsenal too!!!! (Sorry, I ment "to").
And see, I can butcher the English language with the best of em.
I love this place.
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See all the love....
All the guys are all illiterate gun loving right wing nuts or leftie commies. All the gals are attention ****** (although some guy named Dzervit could give them a run for the money)
See we all love each other....in a manly way....well except for some...but that's for another thread.
All the guys are all illiterate gun loving right wing nuts or leftie commies. All the gals are attention ****** (although some guy named Dzervit could give them a run for the money)
See we all love each other....in a manly way....well except for some...but that's for another thread.
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Originally posted by kobiashi
Kung -
You are going to fit in just fine here. You fit the demographic perfectly.
Kung -
You are going to fit in just fine here. You fit the demographic perfectly.
And I saw/see the 'IMG' button. Or rather, I do now. I was actually typing in the HTML tags (I'm a computer technician) and it said "Sorry bub." Lemme try that now:
Huh....it works. Go figure. Well, cool beans.
Last edited by Kung; Apr 14, 2005 at 10:30 AM.
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I've got the new body style.
Here's the quick story on it. I used to have a 2003 Dodge Ram (yeah, yeah, I know LOL), and to be honest, I liked it quite a bit. But the dealership around here SUCKS. They are KNOWN for not helping anyone out. That, coupled with the fact that it was in the shop, say, oh, EIGHTEEN times in eighteen months, made me say "Enough of this crap" and get a different truck. Well, the Ford dealership cut me an offer I could not refuse, considering the fact that I was ridiculously upside down on my Dodge.
It's a basic truck....4.6L STX RC SWB....and it has automatic, cruise, tilt steering wheel, and a rear sliding window. I installed an Alpine CD player, and had a Flowmaster 40 series welded in place of the OEM monster muffler. That's about it.
Here's the quick story on it. I used to have a 2003 Dodge Ram (yeah, yeah, I know LOL), and to be honest, I liked it quite a bit. But the dealership around here SUCKS. They are KNOWN for not helping anyone out. That, coupled with the fact that it was in the shop, say, oh, EIGHTEEN times in eighteen months, made me say "Enough of this crap" and get a different truck. Well, the Ford dealership cut me an offer I could not refuse, considering the fact that I was ridiculously upside down on my Dodge.
It's a basic truck....4.6L STX RC SWB....and it has automatic, cruise, tilt steering wheel, and a rear sliding window. I installed an Alpine CD player, and had a Flowmaster 40 series welded in place of the OEM monster muffler. That's about it.
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sweet.
When can we see those pics.
After I got my Heritage, it only took a couple of days on here to fall in love with the new body style. Now, I am kickin myself in the who-ha's wondering wht the hell I didnt get the newer body style.
The Blazing yellow STX Styleside are gorgeous.
When can we see those pics.
After I got my Heritage, it only took a couple of days on here to fall in love with the new body style. Now, I am kickin myself in the who-ha's wondering wht the hell I didnt get the newer body style.
The Blazing yellow STX Styleside are gorgeous.