"Im Your Huckelberry Bitch"

....Tombstone

 

I don't remeber that last part being in the movie??? LOL

 

Woody Harrellson: 'What do I like to do? Well, all I can tell you is that it's round, it's got three holes, and you can stick your fingers in it.'

Randy Quaid: "You leave Rebecca out of this!"

(He was talking about bowling)
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Woody Harrellson: Well, I took the liberty of getting up early this morning, going out and milking the cow for you. She was hard to get going, but once she got going, she didn't want to stop.

Old man: We don't have a cow! All we have is a bull out back.

(Woody is standing there with a "milk" mustache on his face.)

From the movie: Kingpin... Hilarious.

 

From The Green Mile

Right before Percy sees the mouse, he says...I'm gonna "SQUISH" the little sombitch.

That cracks me up every time.

 

Another good one:
"Life's a garden, dig it"
-Joe Dirt

 

Where all the white wimmen at?

Blazing Saddles

 

"I'll give you exactly 5 seconds to wipe that look of disgusting pity off your face and change it to one of enormous respect!"

Zero Mostel, in "The Producers" 1967.

 

"F**k you! F**k you! F**k you! Next please .

Eddie Murphy--barber shop scene Coming To America

SL

 

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

Napoleon Dynamite

 

"He got a purty mouth"

Redneck during the infamous Ned Beatty "Squeal like a pig!" scene Deliverance

SL

 

"X'Cuse me while I whip this out"

Blazing Saddles

 

Don't know if this has been posted or not but here it is:

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a g*ddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."


- Quote from Old School


Dave