Gas Humor (Sometimes, you just gotta laugh)

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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 05:14 PM
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Gas Humor (Sometimes, you just gotta laugh)



 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 05:16 PM
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 05:19 PM
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Cost me $58 bucks to go from 1/4 to full (1st click). If I'd gotten the other 6 gallons (SuperCrew) I'd hae been out of another $13.50 minimum- so, it's a good $61.50 to fill 'er up...

I'm glad I don't live in California, New York City or Chicago. I'm sure they're in the 3's by now...

Next car for me: Corolla Hybrid.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 05:21 PM
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Yeah we have been in the $2.35/gallon price range in northeast Ohio for about 2 weeks. This is unbelievable anymore.

When I first bought my truck, it was $25-30 to fill up from a little under a quarter tank left. Now it's $48-50. Ridiculous.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 05:31 PM
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I am hoping to get a raise soon....or I will have to find another job closer to home. When you drive 400+ miles a week to and from work (THATS IT), and only make $13.80 and hour....something has got to give somewhere besides my pocket.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 05:50 PM
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Just think next year you can give gas gift certificates for presents…
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 05:54 PM
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2.01 for 89 here... i need gas to...
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:06 PM
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last night -- $2.25
Today morning $2.43 (had to fill up)
TOnight $2.36


SAME FRICKING GAS STATION!
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:10 PM
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yeah and that is REGULAR 87 OCTANE
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:17 PM
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I filled mine up last friday and it cost $51.50. I turned around on Monday and bought my buddies 4 banger Kia off of him and I plan on using that to run back and forth to work. It is one ugly car, but it gets 35mpg and only cost $24 to fill up. I guess I won't be picking on the little car people anymore......
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:18 PM
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Originally posted by jamzwayne
and only make $13.80 and hour....
It's "an hour". It is NOT "and hour". AND is a conjunction, it joins two separate objects. AND is not a substitute for A or AN.

Sorry, but I'm seeing this 3-4 times a day on this site and it bugs the crap out of me. Illiterates keep repeating the same mistake because they don't know any better. Quit teaching more people to be illiterate. Perhaps if you knew what AND meant, you'd make more than $13.80 an hour.

OK, I'll go back to my corner now. Flame suit is on and zipped up tight. Resume your illiteracy.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:36 PM
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since we're on a spelling **** kick it's 'a lot' not 'alot'

your is possessive
you're means you + are

lose = can't find the sumb!tch
loose = needs to be tightened
 
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 11:47 PM
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Living in Bellingham, I get to pay the highest gas price in Washington. . . $2.49/gal for 89. Yay!

-Craig
 
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 01:49 AM
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Randallt, I bought a used kia for the same reason and it's unbelievable how much cash I have in my pocket because of it. They are ugly cars though.
 
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 03:34 AM
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Originally posted by CrAz3D


Tip I read, fill up in the morning for the gas hasn't expanded so you get more
There happen to be an article about this in the newspaper this morning.
Actually it it neglectable.
It depends on the outside temperature and the temperature at which the gas is stored in the underground tanks.
If the outside temperature is lower than the gastemperature, then you are pumping "air".
If the outside temperature is higher than the gastemperature you will gain some extra fuel but not a lot.
The gas will expand in your tank after the meter.

Gas is stored here in underground tanks at 10 degrees celsius.
Per degree celsius the fuel volume increases or decreases 0.1%.

So if you were filling up 60 litres at 7 degrees celsius (3x0.1%) you actually filled up 60x0.3%= about 200 ml less fuel.

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Another thing the article wrote about is the adjustment of pumps.
A liter is a liter!
In your case: A gallon is a gallon!

Pumps are inspected every now and then.
The tolerance here is 0.5%. If it's higher then that the pump is shut off and has to be fixed first.
Doesn't matter if the pump is giving more or less than 0.5%, either way it is shut off.
You can see if a pump has been checked by a certified lable or what ever you will call that.

In 2004 53 pumps out of 3276 diesel and gaspumps were out of tolerance.

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btw CIA! those were funny.
 

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