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Bighersh Alter-Ego
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
Fellas, you cannot out-argue a woman. Just forget it.
Do you know why you can't out-argue a woman? Because men have a need to be logical and to make sense.
Do you think a woman is gonna let something like logic and sensibility "F) up her arguement? H*ll no!
---Chris Rock
Do you know why you can't out-argue a woman? Because men have a need to be logical and to make sense.
Do you think a woman is gonna let something like logic and sensibility "F) up her arguement? H*ll no!
---Chris Rock
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From: Dallas
Sean Connery to Jill Ireland...
in one of the Bond movies...You know where she keeps changing into differant wigs and then finnally comes out as a red head and she ask's him if he likes it. He replies" As long as the cuffs and collars match".
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From: Ky
Ahh, I gotta go back to King Arthur and the Holy Grail
This is the conversation between King Arthur and the muddy field peasant.
On how he became "King of the Britons"
I love this scene.
Peasant: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant: Well, how did you become king then.
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
Peasant: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...!
Arthur: Be quiet!
Peasant: I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you..!
Arthur: Shut up!
Peasant: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up!
Peasant: Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Peasant: Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody peasant!
On how he became "King of the Britons"
I love this scene.
Peasant: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant: Well, how did you become king then.
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
Peasant: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...!
Arthur: Be quiet!
Peasant: I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you..!
Arthur: Shut up!
Peasant: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up!
Peasant: Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Peasant: Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody peasant!
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From: NPR FLA
There are so many....but one of my favorites...
"Bunch of slack-jawed ******* around here...this stuff will make you a godd@mn sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me."
jesse ventura.........predator
"Bunch of slack-jawed ******* around here...this stuff will make you a godd@mn sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me."
jesse ventura.........predator
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From: The Deep Back Woods of The Great White North
From Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail.
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Bighersh Alter-Ego
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
O.J. Simpson was paying $29,000 a month in child support and alimony; and he had to pay another $2,000 a month for food.. For food!! What the ---k was she eatin' for $2,000 a month? ' I gotta have cheese on my whopper.'
OJ Simpson ain't scored a touchdown in 30 years, but he's paying that big-*** child support, alimony, and he's paying for a brand new Ferrari that she's been known to let another man drive. Can you imagine that s--t?
Now, I'm not saying he shouldda killed her.... But I understand.
------Chris Rock
OJ Simpson ain't scored a touchdown in 30 years, but he's paying that big-*** child support, alimony, and he's paying for a brand new Ferrari that she's been known to let another man drive. Can you imagine that s--t?
Now, I'm not saying he shouldda killed her.... But I understand.
------Chris Rock
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From: the moral high ground
I was reading some threads on F150s blowing plugs at 100k and other serious issues and it reminded me of a line from the movie 'True Grit'.
Dennis Hopper (Moon) is laying on the floor bleeding to death, speaking to John Wayne:
"Quincy was my friend, he never did me wrong till he went and killed me."
Dennis Hopper (Moon) is laying on the floor bleeding to death, speaking to John Wayne:
"Quincy was my friend, he never did me wrong till he went and killed me."
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From: Lewisville, TX
your honor, now Im ok with paying what she is accustomed to, but Im accustomed to a couple things myself. I'm accustomed to f&%$ing her like 4-5 times a week, I'd settle for 2 times a week. She can have her alimony, but I want some p###y payments.
Chris Rock
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From: florida
army of darkness 
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Bad-Ash: I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash. You're a goody little two-shoes. You're goody little two-shoes, goody little two-shoes... hahaha.
Ash: Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you: you ain't commanding but two things right now, Jack and $h!t, and Jack left town
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Ash: Everyone see this? This is my BOOMSTICK! This is a Winchester 12-guage double-barrel shotgun. This baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan and retails for about $109.95, it features an all walnut stock, and cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Remember shop smart, shop S-Mart.. YOU GOT THAT!?
~Q
ps: forgot about this one, best liner ever
Ash: Hail to the king baby
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Bad-Ash: I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash. You're a goody little two-shoes. You're goody little two-shoes, goody little two-shoes... hahaha.
Ash: Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you: you ain't commanding but two things right now, Jack and $h!t, and Jack left town
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Ash: Everyone see this? This is my BOOMSTICK! This is a Winchester 12-guage double-barrel shotgun. This baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan and retails for about $109.95, it features an all walnut stock, and cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Remember shop smart, shop S-Mart.. YOU GOT THAT!?
~Q
ps: forgot about this one, best liner ever
Ash: Hail to the king baby
Last edited by Qiterplop; Mar 31, 2005 at 02:37 PM.
Bighersh Alter-Ego
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
"Winston Wolf: So, pretty please - with sugar on top ... clean the *******in' car!
Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car!
Winston Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's d**ks just yet. Gentlemen."
The Wolf:
Winston Wolf: That's at least 30 minutes away... I'll be there in 10. Then he gets in his Acura NSX, and zips away with a nice, thick, well-built blondie...
Pulp Fiction...
Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car!
Winston Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's d**ks just yet. Gentlemen."
The Wolf:
Winston Wolf: That's at least 30 minutes away... I'll be there in 10. Then he gets in his Acura NSX, and zips away with a nice, thick, well-built blondie...
Pulp Fiction...
