Austin Powers 2

Fat Bastard - "I've got a turtle poking out"

 

whats-a-matta-wit-you?...moe howard

 

Back to the Future

Micheal J. Fox - "Doc, you built a time machine ....from a Delorean?"

 

"Candygram for Mr. Mongo."

 

Fat B@$tard: "I didn't have any corn!"

Austin: Nice to mole you, meet you, meet your mole. Did you say mole, he said mole, no I said mole.

Austin: Moly, moly, moly, moly.

 

So I married an axe murderer

Mike Myers (Scotish accent) "Look at the size of his head! it's friggen huge, it looks like an orange on a tooth pick"

 

I'm smellin' me some cone-bread---The Green Mile

 

You gon' eat cho cone-bread?

Life: 1999 (Eddie Murphy & martin Lawrence)

 

I love the part in the movie when King Aurthor and his trusty coconut carrying sidekick come to that small village where they're trying to prove that woman is a witch. They put a carrot on her nose.

Anyway the professor says "How do you know shes a witch"
Peasant.................She turned me into a newt!
professor...............A newt??
Peasant.................I, I got better.

Love that whole movie.

 

"If you could choose anyone in the world to be stranded on a deserted island with, who would it be?"

"The best damn boat builder in the world."

-George Peppard as Jonahs Cord in "The Carpet Baggers"

 

Sean Ambrose: You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are -- won't let go of one branch until they've got hold of the next.



Mission Impossible II

 

Patsy was the coconut carrying side kick.

Love the part in the movie where they push the trojan horse up to the castle but forget to get in it!!

"My name is Roger, I collect shrubery."

I also love the part where they have the big fight scene and you can see cars driving in the back ground!

 

But your arm is off!

No it isn't!

Well what's that then?

T'is but a flesh wound!, I've had worse, come on you pansy!

 

Man there are sooooo many lines and scenes that come to mind from that movie.
Toooo halarious!!!!
I also like when they go up to the castle and that French man berates them.

 

Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... And TOTALLY redeem yourself!

Dumb and Dumber