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Good stuff.

 

Robo Dump was hilarious...Somebody has to much time on thier hands to make him. Would have been funny to of had some more sever grunts and explosions so to speak and set a video camera up outside of the stall to see people reactions.... LOL

Wireless video cam = $100 (Other uses to justify price)
Lap top = $600 (Other uses too)
Add lap top and wirelees cam to robodump = Priceless

Lap top would also replace the MP3 player too!

 

nubsnubs, those are some good ones!

Here's one I tried tonight (even though my co-worker knew about it) She kept saying she had to go to the bathroom, so I went in the bathroom and hid the toilet paper and paper towels. I work at a dry cleaners so I took one of the plastic bags that goes over the clothes and folded it under the toilet seat. LOL! It was so obvious, yet so funny...

 

At work during the summer, we told a guy that the drinking fountain had to be filled everyday and asked him to do it today. He walks over and grabs a waterhose and then turns it on so the water is going down the drain. He stood there for about 12 mins before someone walked over and told him it was too full and he would have to drain it. He gets a bucket and fills it up and then dumps it out several times. He did this everyday for a month until he got fired.

 

I am a jet mech for the Air Force. I work on F-15's and C-130's...
We like to send the new guys in to check out the 'keys' to the jet, before we can start it. When one guy was given the keys to someones Jeep Grand Cherokee... and it even said 'JEEP' on the keys, he knew no difference and tried to find the ignition in the ****pit.
Echo Check... we tell the new guys to 'echo check' the jet engines. This normaly results in the airman standing in front of the jet engine (only a few inches) and he is SCREAMING "ECHO ECHO ECHO" into the engine to see if the blades are aligned right.
Our job requires steel toed boots.. we send the kids into the NDI shop to have the steel toes x-rayd for cracks. This does a few things... One, they always find "cracks" in the toe, and make the kids red tag thier boots 'unserviceable'. Two, the kids cannot wear the boots because they are now radioactive and need to be taken to the hospital to be de-activated. Image the kid walking into the hospital carrying his red taged, radio active boots, and taking them to nuclear medicine (cat scan and MRI folks) to get them cleaned.

 

I put a dead bullhead (bait fish) in the formans office before I went home on Friday.......He was so pissed when he came in on Monday ! I also let 50 crickets go in his office.