While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding his horse, along
with a dog and a sheep so he began a conversation.
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk".
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this guy your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: Extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is he your owner?", pointing at Indian.
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: Look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian: "Sheep big liar."

 

I love it!!!

 

lol wow lol thats great haha

 

That was a good one.

 

That's funny.

 

A big, burley, cowboy goes into a bar and has a beer. He then walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks back into the bar, fires his gun through the ceiling. "Which one of you sum bishes stole my hoss?" he yells. No one answers. "All right, I'm gonna have one more beer and if my hoss ain't outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas." Everyone in the bar gets kinda nervous and shaken. He drinks another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back. So he gets on it and gets ready to ride out of town. The bartender walks out of the bar and asks, "Say pardner, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turns to him, and says, "I had to bloody walk home."

 

at both of em