A Dog's Letter to God
-By Robert B. Warwick

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? What are they thinking?
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Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
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Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
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Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
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Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have onramps?
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Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
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Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energyfields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street.
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Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?
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Dear God,
I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But many of the dogs here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name please? It would be good for my self-esteem.
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Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?
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*Just thought I'd share.

 

Saw this sewn on a pillow:

Help me become
the kind of person
my dog thinks I am

 

Hey, thats pretty cool.

 

"If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man."

- Mark Twain

 

I like this one:

"If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle,
get them all ... adopt a mutt!"

- ASPCA

 

"I talk to him when I'm lonesome,
and I'm sure he understands.
When he looks at me so attentively,
and gently licks my hands;
Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes,
but I never say naught thereat,
For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes,
but never a friend like that!"

- W. Dayton Wedgefarth

 

Very cute...

I especially like this one:

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energyfields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?


LOL!

RP: D

 

^^^
Nice smiley RP

~ANYWAY~

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

 

"Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog."
-Sydney Jeanne Seward

 

"Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog;
but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog."
-Douglas Mallock

 

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
- Gene Hill

 

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."
-Louis Sabin

 

"I can't think of anything that brings me closer to tears than when my old dog -- completely exhausted after a hard day in the field -- limps away from her nice spot in front of the fire and comes over to where I'm sitting and puts her head in my lap, a paw over my knee, and closes her eyes and goes back to sleep. I don't know what I've done to deserve that kind of friend."
- Gene Hill

 

"A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog."
- Charles Doran

 

"I think I'm going to puke" -ME