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Hmm

Not a dog lover?

 

Last one for me:

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"

 

I see all the cat lovers are pretty quiet.

 

Imagine that.

Heres one for Cats and it's true:

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by UrbanCowboy
[B]"I think I'm going to puke" -ME

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That's too bad , try not to get any on yourself .......
Go buy a chevy and a cat clunk clunk purrr purrr...
geeez....... always one in the bunch for sure......

 

Thanks for this thread. My pal for the last 12 years got hit by a car and could not be saved. I'm getting accustomed to being alone again and all of the positive things your quotes have brought to mind really help me look back and smile.

Dave...

 

THIS THREAD ROCKS!!!!!

FLUCK THE STUPID WORTHLESS KITTIES AND CATS…


Just for my dog loving friends who are also kitty and cat haters:

 

Did you know that a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer ?

Lost your cat? Look under the wheels of my truck.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Used to have all these as bumper stickers.

 

Those are great jamzwayne. How 'bout these:

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

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There is no devotion quite like that of a dog. Through a dog we can realize the true nature of total, forgiving, unquestioning love.

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There was a dachshund once so long,
He hadn't any notion,
How long it took to notify,
His tail of his emotion;
And so it happened, while his eyes
Were filled with tears and sadness;
His little tail went wagging on
Because of previous gladness.

 

OOPS, forgot this one!

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Dear Dogs and Cats,

When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball! It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.

My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the ****, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. When I exit this room, I will come out the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years. Canine attendance has never been necessary.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs' butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.

In return for your following these simple rules, I have posted the following message on our front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. I like my pet a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results.

 

I love dogs and hate cats. I plan to get a new dog in a couple of months. I had a dog before who died of heart complications the day after I decided to take $1500 out of my college fund for surgery. That being said, these quotes are way too girly for me.

 

Girly?

I can see that.

 

Hahahaaaaaa! That's awful, and hilarious! LOLLLL. I'm one of those oddballs that like cats and dogs. Had 13 Irish Setters at one point, and a 14 LB Japanese Bobtail cat named Fatso that I taught to sit, beg, come when I called him, and would occassionally climb up and stand on my head when I read the paper. Don't ask. Miss that cat, he was a cool character.

SL

 

"The more I see of mankind, the more I like my dog."

 

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I LIKE THAT ! ! !

Good one.