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From: Your moms house
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omg lol sounds like my grandpa's more so my mom she's like slow down speedlimits 65 i said mom its morning work our im doing 75 in the slow lane and peeps are passin me like nothin. lol but yeah ***** happens and all. but atleast ur trucks not totaled. lol i'd sue the old man for failure to maintain control of his bowel movements
but i think we've all had a moment similar where were trying to rush home cause we gotta take a poop. and the thought goes through our head what if we got in a wreck and the seatbelt just squeezed it all out on impact.....or get pulled over for speeding and have to tell the cop hurry man i gotta take a crap lol. atleast its gone through my mind once lol
but i think we've all had a moment similar where were trying to rush home cause we gotta take a poop. and the thought goes through our head what if we got in a wreck and the seatbelt just squeezed it all out on impact.....or get pulled over for speeding and have to tell the cop hurry man i gotta take a crap lol. atleast its gone through my mind once lol
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Hmmmm, Puke, ****, Crap, huh....
I guess Lightning drivers don't have kids, at least kids that ride with them!
Funny story.
That is exactly why there are empty plastic grocery bags in all doors of my truck (checked for no holes, btw). **** and crap no longer happen, but 'no warning' puking is always a possibility.
I guess Lightning drivers don't have kids, at least kids that ride with them!
Funny story.
That is exactly why there are empty plastic grocery bags in all doors of my truck (checked for no holes, btw). **** and crap no longer happen, but 'no warning' puking is always a possibility.
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"Uh, Hello, Insurance Company?? Yeah, my truck is totalled!"
That sucks!
I once had to total a car because some dumb lady left a gallon of milk in the backseat over the weekend. The milk froze, busted the container, thawed and soaked into EVERYTHING...seats, floor, cushions, headliner, etc. We paid to have it detailed 6 or 7 times, replaced every piece of upholstery in the dang thing, and you could still smell the sour milk. There is a perfectly good 2003 Lexus in a junkyard in Georgia somewhere if anyone can stand the smell.
That sucks!
I once had to total a car because some dumb lady left a gallon of milk in the backseat over the weekend. The milk froze, busted the container, thawed and soaked into EVERYTHING...seats, floor, cushions, headliner, etc. We paid to have it detailed 6 or 7 times, replaced every piece of upholstery in the dang thing, and you could still smell the sour milk. There is a perfectly good 2003 Lexus in a junkyard in Georgia somewhere if anyone can stand the smell.