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Old Feb 14, 2005 | 04:50 PM
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that's funny.
 
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Old Feb 14, 2005 | 04:50 PM
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Originally posted by Jordan not Mike
Being single, and living near a bunch of bars... I'll be at a bar later tonight.

Picking up lonely girls at bars on holidays - especially Valentine's Day - is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Damn, I'm pathetic

Nope just smart! Having a place close to bars is GREAT! If you really want to have fun, then live on a Florida beach within walking distance to 10 bars, then work on the same beach renting waverunners/parasailing
 

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Old Feb 14, 2005 | 05:11 PM
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Originally posted by Dave02
Nope just smart! Having a place close to bars is GREAT! If you really want to have fun, then live on a Florida beach within walking distance to 10 bars, then work on the same beach renting waverunners/parasailing
THATS the life.
 
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Old Feb 14, 2005 | 05:31 PM
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The average female menstrual cycle repeats after about 28 days.

The cycle of moon phases repeats after about 28 days.

Coincidence? I think not...

Remember this, then forget it as quickly as you possibly can.
When you put this kinda stuff in the equation, you'd think 10% would be a little low.
 
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Old Feb 14, 2005 | 06:54 PM
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Originally posted by inbred
The average female menstrual cycle repeats after about 28 days.

The cycle of moon phases repeats after about 28 days.

Coincidence? I think not...

Remember this, then forget it as quickly as you possibly can.
HA!....most women have their menstrual cycle for 28 days and take a 3 day rest!!!
 
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 10:53 AM
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Originally posted by Dave02



BTW - I had some valentine nookie at noon

by yourself in the company bathroom doesn't count


 
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 10:57 AM
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As Kelso would say:

!!! BURN !!!

 
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 11:08 AM
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I'm going to head to the men's room and get some post-valentine's day 'nookie'.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 12:42 PM
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Originally posted by dzervit
I'm going to head to the men's room and get some post-valentine's day 'nookie'.

and you won't have to cuddle or talk afterwards... nice deal.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 03:42 PM
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Originally posted by J-150
and you won't have to cuddle or talk afterwards... nice deal.
depends if he's goin to the restroom at the office, or the rest stop on the way home.

"George Michael is ALL ABOUT the ladies..."



Matt
 
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 05:49 PM
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Sigh...

I was part of the 10%

Hell I had to close last night ($#&(%&#(&)#($@#
 
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Old Feb 16, 2005 | 02:34 AM
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Originally posted by Mattmanyam
"George Michael is ALL ABOUT the ladies..."



Matt
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?





The Microwave stops when you open the door...


Yes, it's an oldie, but one of my favorites...
 
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