Ok, a few weeks ago, these two friends of mine got a little stuffed monkey (like a beany baby). They told one of my roommates that they got a monkey and he thought they meant a real monkey, and he believed them.

In any case, a few weeks later he was supposed to meet the monkey and he brought some of his friends. When he found out it was just a little beany baby thing, he apparently was not too happy.

Later that night he called one of his friends who knew a guy that was a police man in training or something. This cop came out to the walmart they were at, and pretended to arrest the two girls (put them in handcuffs and everything).

So now, they want to get back at him and I want to see if anybody can give us some ideas. Heres a few of the ones we have had so far:
Get my roommate's girlfriend's friend to tell him that his girlfriend is pregnant (or she has an STD or something like that)
Tell him that his stunt got the "cop" fired
Get his parents to tell him he cant go to school because they ran out of money or something like that

I like the first two the most, but Im not sure the girlfriends friend will go along with it...I think I could get the one about the cop getting fired to work, and I think I could get the parents to go in on something as well.

What do you guys think?

 

well, if you need any photoshop help, gimmee a yell. I'm very good at putting guys faces into gay **** and what not. I have no taste whatsoever...

 

LMAO

I'll keep that one in mind

 

A friend of mine and some buddies all got his brother real good last month. They went over to his house around 2AM and took Christmas decorations from the neighbor's yards and then reassembled them in my buddy's brother's yard. It was even better because his brother has only lived there for 3 months and doesn't know a lot of his neighbors yet.

 

few things that i have done myself...
1. go to a wal-mart or whatever department store, and paruse the ailes. well take off the alarm thingy to a CD and put it in his pocket. tell him 'let's race' and let him 'win' out the door, so when the alarm goes off, the see him running out the store!! did that once and boy did we have a laugh!
2. saran wrap his car
3. get white liquid shoe polish and while he is at work, writ on his windows, "gay male **** star" or for real laughs, 'sex offender'!
4. somehow get the keys to his car, hide the car somewhere, and then make him sweat it out, and then get someone that does not know him, call him and say he's the cops. then tell your friend that they found his car but the bad news it it was at a chop shop, or burned on the freeway.
hope it helps

 

#4 would be real easy. He always leaves his keys right by the door...

There is a "street" parking area on our block that is for use by the entire block for extra cars (not supposed to park on the street). The good thing is we live on the end of a circle and that area is at the middle of the circle so we cant see it from our house.

I think we could "steal" it and seran wrap it in that area and see how long it takes him to find it.

keep em coming

 

Johngs
if you do mumber four, do it like this. don't do it too soon, he might think that it is a payback prank for what he did and it won't go over well. wait till the whole thing blows over, stop talking about what he did. go to a junk yard and get some broken car glass, put it where he parked his car, and put the keys back exactly where he left them. if i walked out my house to find broken glass and the keys were in my hand, i would cry!! but it has to be car galss, since it breaks in pieces.

 

Have sex with his girlfriend. Take picutres, give her a pearl necklace. Send it out pix as your x-mas card.

 

you my man! need some professional help! you are ruthless dzervit

 

have sex with his mom instead....he could probably forget about is gf in time but his mother would scar him for life.

Only problem with "stealing" his car is if he did notice it was missing the joke would be over real quick when he called the cops. Would have to stop him n explain and thats no fun.

 

If you use dezervit's idea, you can send me the pics as well.

 

Yeah, but only if she's hot. Send a clothed shot of her first, then we'll let you know if it's safe to send pix of her dirty pillows...

 

Ok so maybe we will just seran wrap the ***** out of his truck, cover the entire thing.

On top of that we will do the pregnant girlfriend thing.

It's been a few weeks already since the last prank and I dont believe anybody talks to him about it.

Oh and I would never have sex with his girlfriend...




















I hate her guts and she's ugly.

 

Honestly, that's something you shouldn't prank about.

But the rest are a.o.k.

 

Oh come one! The 'ol "Hey I heard you knocked up so-and-so" gag is the best!!!

John - hater her guts and ugly.. that's classic!!