Penny lock him in his house, dorm room, or even the bath room. Catch him on the inside of a door with door closed cram pennies in between the door and the door jamb/trim this holds the door bolt against the back of the hole and it wont retract when you turn the ****. Door will not open he can not get out except for window, fire escape, or bust down the door untill pennies are removed from the outside. If it is a house then will have to do all doors. Is a great prank have locked guys in thier dorms for hours at a time, they mis classes, dates, etc. LOL Was common in our college so other residents ussally just walked by and laughed.

At erotic stores you can sometimes find pro gay stickers, other gay endorsing paraphanalia, and variety of politically incorrect stuff that you can put on the back of his car too. Ussally is couple days before the owner notices it. LOL

 

Well we live in the same house as him so the penny locking wont work too well.

We could slap a couple rainbow stickers on his bumper though...

 

doode, steal his car, just park around the corner! so what if he calls the cops, he'll look like a dumb ***** when they find it down the street!! then he'll have to say sorry to mister police officer for wasting his time, and fill out out this BS paper work!! DO IT, JUST DO IT! DO IT!

 

Childs play..I was doing that to people when I was 8-9 yrs old in parking lots.

Be original! Thats why his prank was classic, because few would think of it or beable to pull it off for that matter, but no one was expecting it. You HAVE to top it, otherwise it's just lame. Your task is harder because he is now watching for revenge. Patience little grasshopper, sit back, let things chill, and plan, plan, plan! Then when the time is right after the plan is perfected and practiced...Execute it! That's your only hope!

 

I can't remember where she got them, but my girlfriend has these magnetic bumber 'stickers'. Her bosses at work drove around with them for several days before they noticed. Good to have for a little fun; you can slap them on anyone, but don't have to worry about going too far and damaging paint.

it was a set of three:

I 'heart' gay ****

I 'heart' crossdressing

(rainbow thing) Proud to be gay!

Currently, they're stuck to the fridge...

 

You can still penny lock him in the bathroom or if he has his own room while he is asleep lock him in the room! Dorms were great because they had steal frame doors...you can't bust them down..I know, I tried.

Those would be perfect Inbred!!!! I'll have to look for a set of those. Reuseable and paint friendly best of both worlds!

 

I got pennied in once. It was fun (2 girls were in there with me) up until we ran out of empty bottles to urinate in

 

Get a packet of instant milk and put it in his bed on a particulary hot night. In his sleep, he will sweat, and in the morning the milk will have mutated into SOUR STINKY MILK! He will stink for a week.

If you know anyone that works in a retail store, have them collect a bunch of those security tags that are found on many of the more expensive items. If you break them open you will find what looks like a shiny white plastic strip. This is what sets off the sensors at the front of the store. Have them sneak them out the back door and put a couple of those strips under the insoles of every pair of shoes he owns. He will set off almost every sensor around town. Take him to Wal Mart!

Find some road kill, tie a rope around it, then tie the other end securely under his car. Be sure to place it far enough under the car so he won't see it. When he drives away, the animal will drag behind the car, and the person will never know! Note make sure it is a oppossum or other woodland creature so that Peta dosen't send him to jail.

Place road kill in a bag in his trunk or behind the seat this summer!

The best one ever pulled on me some friends took some fish guts after a fishing trip. Then while I was in class they put them in a plastic Wal-Mart sack then placed them under my hood so that they rode safely away from fan and belts etc. I got 1/4 mile down the road when I smelled them, pulled over, and it was to late! The bag had melted and the 2 day old fish guts were cooking on my intake manifold. It smelled horriable for 2 weeks, was horriable while on dates. Needless to say I didn't get lucky in that truck for 2 weeks!

On my brothers wedding I put stink bait under his and his wifes hoods... Almost as bad as fish guts, but easier to clean!

Get a Chucky doll (from the 80's horror movies, not Rugrats) or some other creepy doll and just leave it outside his door, starting at the door. Then as they go to sleep, set up the doll so it's right at the foot of their bed, staring at them in a way so it's one of the first things they see in the morning. When confronted about it tell him that you knew the doll was talking to him and that you will take care of it. Then when he goes out for the day, hang the doll from the cieling with either a noose or home made crucifix. Hang it right in front of the door to the room. Attatch a note to it saying "It's learned it's lesson, I told you I would take care of it." When you're roomate sees you again go on about how hard it was to subdue the doll.

When he is in a room alone with a girl, fill a manilia envelope with shaving creme slip it under the bottum of the door and stomp on it. It will cover them and the room with shaving creme.

Freeze a can of shaving creme, then cut it into thin slices with a hack saw. Slide them under the door while he is a sleep. By morning it will have thawed and expanded filling 1/2 the room with shaving creme.

Ketchup packets under the toilet seat. Old but classic.


If a single suggestion dosent seem like enough, then you can always combine several on the same day. Will make it the worst day of his life. Just when he thinks its over another happens. 4-5 is a good number not to be overly annoying.

Most improtant...After you execute one or some, expect retaliation and start planning now your retaliation for his retaliation. The one to ever call a truce loses. Even though you both would like it to stop soon. You must never be the one to suggest a truce! Agree as soon as its offered but dont suggest it!

 

Ok here is one that will drive just about anyone crazy. It works best with a truck that has a crossmember that the drive shaft goes over.

Take a long nylon zip tie and wrap it around the drive shaft. Make sure it is long enough to hit something like the cross member or tunnel. As your friend goes to drive off there will be a loud ticking sound that speeds up as he does but when he stops and revs the motor it is gone.

It is best if there is a cross member so when he stops the cross member will not let it hang down where it can be seen. Just make sure there are no wires or anything else that can be damaged by the spinning tie.

 

Lets hope your guy works in a office this could work then

 

On a smaller scale think chia pet <sp>



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or back to the wrap everthing in the office idea

 

Someone pulled a bumper sticker prank on a guy at work. the sticker was big and read Flash your lights for gay rights. He had it on there for 2 days and didnt know why people following him kept flashing there lights.
You can go to a printing place and get one made.

 

do the saran wrap packing material on his car, and freeze a bottle of shaving cream, and instead of cutting it up into small pieces, just cut it in half, after it has frozen, and bury it in his sock drawer!! or put mayo in the tips of his shoes, way up at the toe so he won't feel it right away. thatwill sure stink. yuck, mayo covered sweaty feet!

 

IF he has a rear window in his truck, either tie his doors together or use a bungie cord to hold them together, then securely shut the window.

 

He is suggesting tying the door handles together and then climbing out the back window.