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#46
02-16-2005, 05:53 PM
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You're about as useful as ***** on a bull.
Your teeth are so yellow, if you drank water it'd turn into lemonade.
Your father's so broke, he can't pay attention.
Girl, if @$$ was money, you'd be a millionaire.
You're so short, you could sit on a dime and swing your legs.
Somebody says something off the subject: "What's that got to do with the price of butter?"
Response to a micro-manager. "Look, I'm *******kin' this duck; you just hold its head for me."
Response to a Smart-aleck co-worker: "Listen, when I want s**t out of you, I'll squeeze your head."
Your teeth are so yellow, if you drank water it'd turn into lemonade.
Your father's so broke, he can't pay attention.
Girl, if @$$ was money, you'd be a millionaire.
You're so short, you could sit on a dime and swing your legs.
Somebody says something off the subject: "What's that got to do with the price of butter?"
Response to a micro-manager. "Look, I'm *******kin' this duck; you just hold its head for me."
Response to a Smart-aleck co-worker: "Listen, when I want s**t out of you, I'll squeeze your head."
#48
02-16-2005, 06:08 PM
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