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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 11:43 AM
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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. "Nice bike" the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."


The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top"!!
 
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 03:33 AM
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That's great!!
 
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 08:36 AM
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 06:23 PM
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dumbest joke in history

What kind of fish has two knees?
 
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 06:25 PM
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What kind of fish has two knees?
Uhhh... blowfish?
 
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 06:40 PM
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No... a tuni fish:
 
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 08:15 PM
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is this a Tuni Fish


think it fell out of someones FishBowl
 
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 09:39 PM
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tuni-fish?

Nice! That could be a tuni-fish......I guess?

Really, what the heck is that thing. Maybe it's a baby nessy.
 
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