Damnit... I finally become a born-again-republican-right-winger, and now I gotta get in line to become a yankee aswell... I have no idea how I made it all these years without getting ran over by a train...


Anyone know when the O'Reilly factor comes on?

 

Try Hannity, if you are a right winger now he might be better, O'Reilly isn't quite extreme enough...

 

I was born and raised here in Massachusetts, but if the author of that "F" the south site represents a majority here in New England I think I'm a bit out of place here. It doesn't make me feel too good about who my neighbors might be.

 

 

 

Brother Sport.... you've arrived.... the congression is seated and ready.... all chanting "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I hate liberals!"

 

Damn son you got it wrong, it is:

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I hate liberals because their scum...




Kidding, I don’t “hate” anybody nor do I wish anybody any harm. Ah, scratch that I do wish great harm and death to terrorist and child molesters, but other then that…


I just don’t agree with the “general” liberal’s philosophy. While I can give some small credit that some may be doing what they “feel” is right I just don’t agree with most their agenda. It is the action that counts and not the meaning or feeling behind it. Sure it’s great to give some homeless guy $5 and then “feel” good like you helped him but in reality he has not helped at all, what may have “felt” good for the moment actually caused more damage, heartbreak, and discouragement then any liberal could have “thought”.

One must think logically with the brain and not act on “feelings” from the heart…


End of session…

 

As a part of day two as being a right-winger, I hopped out of my truck this morning at a red-light, and grabbed the dollar out of a homeless guy's hand that had just been given to him by the car in front of me. I handed him the employeement section and said "get a job your liberal scum!"

Progressing nicely wouldn't you say?

 

THat's my favorite morning ritual. I have to drive through a seedy intersection every day to get to my cushy job.

It's also fun on rainy days to give 'em a good splash. Man, there is nothing sweeter than a huge puddle right infront of some bum!

Oh, and now that you've converted you don't have to use your brakes for them either!! They'll just fly off the bumper of your 'Republicanmobile'.

 

uh, last time I checked this IS a truck website, not a Naziwagon website.

 

 

I can hardly wait tell next August when it will be 100 degrees outside here in Texas, and I'll get to pull up next to a homeless person about to pass out from the heat, and turn the AC up on extra-high in my brand new Mercedes (that I will surely have by then now that I'm a republican) so that my hair is blowing uncontrollably and I get a slight frost on the inside of the windows. I'll get to remind the homeless guy that he could have had a brand-spanking new Mercedes aswell if they wern't worthless liberal scum!!!

This right-winger gig rocks.... Some of you guys don't know what your missing!

 

You missed something in your right wing training. He doesn't have a mercedes NOT because he's a liberal, but because he's a lazy bum who is making no effort to gain employment and is just expecting a hand out.

 

You mean because he's a lazy bum who is making no effort to gain employment and is just expecting a hand out and he is a liberal!


I have seen the light!

 

Does it not make more sense to give the homeless guy the employment section of the paper than it does to give him a dollar? The person in the car in front of you gave the homeless guy a dollar so the he could feel good about himself for giving something to a homeless guy. Giving the employment section of the paper would more likely make the homeless guy feel better about himself, if he were to take the initiative and get a job and perhaps no longer be a homeless guy.

If you weren't being insincere and sarcastic, then I would say that you were making progress.