OK, with all this political stuff getting a little hot, how about cooling down with a post of your favorite movie quotes of all time. Post the quote, who said it and the movie.

"Due process? My idea of due process is a bullet!" John Wayne, "The shootist "(I think)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." Roy Schider, "Jaws"






Lets see what ya got!

 

"You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are... 'Won't let go of one branch; until, they've got hold of the next."


Mission: Impossible II

 

AK47, the very best there is. when you absolutely positively got to kill every last mother f#cker in the room, except no substitution

the chicks with guns video in the movie "Jackie Brown" by Quentin Tarantino.

 

"A Man's got to know his limitations" Harry Callahan - Magnum Force

"I bet she gives great helmet" Dark Helmut - Spaceballs

"My wife, she gives great headache" Thornton Melon - Back To School

"Call me, when you have no class" Thornton Melon - Back To School

 

" Excuse me while I whip this out" Blazing Saddles

 

"It's twue... IT'S TWUE!" Same flick.

 

Blazing Saddles is an awesome movie!

The sheriff is *BONG*
I think he said the sheriff is near!


lol


They said you were hung!
And they were right!

lol

 

.....Grandma just loves "Hot Dixon Cider"........

old commercial.

 

Receptionist : How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall : I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.


Movie: "As Good As It Gets"

Jack Nicholson

 

"Climb, baby climb" says Charlton Heston in a rescue helicopter as the stewardess flies a passenger airliner over the mountains in the movie Airport 75.

 

"This thing handles like a pig" says a Soviet ensign in The Hunt for Red October. "Tommy, ever been in a Turkish prison?" says Capt. Over in Airplane! I love the whole Roger-Over routine they do in the ****pit in Airplane!

 

MEOW, do I look like a cat, jumpin all nimbly bimbly from branch to branch....do you see me drinking milk from a saucer?! MEOW!

Thats for you D.

 

I'll be your huckleberry.

 

Water Boy

Football player: Hey! He poked me in the eye!
Bobby Bueshay: Captain Insano shows no mercy!

Or...

From Tombstone

Johnny Ringo: Well...I didn't think you had it in ya.
Doc Holiday: walking towards Johnny with his hat down low... I'm your Huckleberry.

Ringo: The fight's not with you Holiday...
Doc: I beg to differ...
Doc: You said you wanted to play for blood. Remember?
Ringo: Ah, I was just foolin'
Doc: "I wasn't...And this time it's legal", says Doc, flashing his badge.
Ringo: Alright lunger, let's do it.
Both men are walking in a cicle, ready to duel...their eyes are fixed on one another.
Doc:taking his cigarette out of his mouth, Doc cracks a smirk and says... "Say when."
Ringo:taps the handle of his gun with his finger..
A few seconds go by, and there's nothing but silence.
Ringo: Goes for his gun...but the time he gets it out and pulls back the trigger...
Doc: Draws first blood and shoots Ringo right in the forehead.
Ringo: twitching and making weird gaggling noises like he's choking on his own blood...
Doc: Come on! Come on Johnny! Your no Daisy! Your no daisy at all!
Ringo: Falls to his death under the old oak tree.
Doc: Pour soul. Seems he was just a little too high strung.

 

you better unf#ck yourself or i'll unscrew your head and ***** down your neck.

Full Metal Jacket sgt Hartman (Lee Ermey) naming the new recruits. the whole scene is so funny.