Favorite Movie quote(s)...
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From: Your moms house
Christmas Vacation
Todd: Where do you think your gonna put a tree that big?
Clark W. Griswold: Bend over and I'll show ya.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark W. Griswold: I wasn't talking to you.
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Clark W. Griswold: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ***** he is! Hallelujah! Holy *****! Where's the Tylenol?
Todd: Where do you think your gonna put a tree that big?
Clark W. Griswold: Bend over and I'll show ya.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark W. Griswold: I wasn't talking to you.
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Clark W. Griswold: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ***** he is! Hallelujah! Holy *****! Where's the Tylenol?
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From: Rochester NY
The Naked Gun:
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
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Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
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Frank: Saayyy, nice beaver.
Jane Spencer: Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
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Damn, now I'm going to have to get that on DVD
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
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Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
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Frank: Saayyy, nice beaver.
Jane Spencer: Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
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Damn, now I'm going to have to get that on DVD
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From: Utica, NY
Did I miss something?? 5th page and no Python quotes??
What is this world coming to???
PLease tell me I missed them!!!
THE BLACK KNIGHT-"tis but a flesh wound..."
TIM THE ENCHANTER - " YOU SEEEEE!! AH TOOOOOLLD YEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!!"
oh so many more....
What is this world coming to???
PLease tell me I missed them!!!
THE BLACK KNIGHT-"tis but a flesh wound..."
TIM THE ENCHANTER - " YOU SEEEEE!! AH TOOOOOLLD YEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!!"
oh so many more....
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From: Rochester NY
How could I forget about Hot Shots...
Topper Harley: Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
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This one I already have on DVD
Topper Harley: Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
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This one I already have on DVD
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From: Rochester NY
Ahh... The Princess Bride, always a classic.
From Dumb and Dumber
Harry Dunne: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
From Dumb and Dumber
Harry Dunne: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
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From: Florida (on the Gulf)
"And the hits just keep on comin'..."
Tom Cruise - A Few Good Men
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When was it you started thinking you were better than me?
Robert De Niro - The Score
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David: You're not blind. You're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack, you start in with that... Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, "King of Sad" thing.
Brian: That I do. Give me a cigarette.
Tom Cruise & Jason Lee - Vanilla Sky
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Sue: Mick, give him your wallet.
Dundee: What for ?
Sue: He's got a knife.
Dundee: [chuckling] That's not a knife.
Dundee: [Dundee draws a large Bowie knife]
Dundee: THAT'S a knife.
Paul Hogan - Crocodile Dundee
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Cole Trickle: Yeah, well the sonofab!tch just slammed into me.
Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.
Tom Cruise & Robert Duvall - Days of Thunder
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"Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a b!tch."
Paul Newman - Cool Hand Luke
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Some of my favorites have been posted already and can't think of anymore right off hand...
Tom Cruise - A Few Good Men
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When was it you started thinking you were better than me?
Robert De Niro - The Score
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David: You're not blind. You're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack, you start in with that... Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, "King of Sad" thing.
Brian: That I do. Give me a cigarette.
Tom Cruise & Jason Lee - Vanilla Sky
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Sue: Mick, give him your wallet.
Dundee: What for ?
Sue: He's got a knife.
Dundee: [chuckling] That's not a knife.
Dundee: [Dundee draws a large Bowie knife]
Dundee: THAT'S a knife.
Paul Hogan - Crocodile Dundee
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Cole Trickle: Yeah, well the sonofab!tch just slammed into me.
Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.
Tom Cruise & Robert Duvall - Days of Thunder
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"Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a b!tch."
Paul Newman - Cool Hand Luke
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Some of my favorites have been posted already and can't think of anymore right off hand...
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
I know a thing or two, about a thing or two. (Robert Deniro)
I've soiled myself.....
I did it again! (Monty Python)
Pawn Jumps Queen, Knight Jumps Queen, Bishop jumps Queen... GANG BANG! (History of the World)
I've soiled myself.....
I did it again! (Monty Python)
Pawn Jumps Queen, Knight Jumps Queen, Bishop jumps Queen... GANG BANG! (History of the World)
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From: Right here, Right now...
"Search for the Holy Grail"
Where did you get the coconuts?
I found them.
What, In Mercier? The Coconut is tropical!
The Swallow or House martin may seek warmer Climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land ?!
Are you suggesting that Coconuts Migrate?
No- It could be carried.
What- by a swallow?
Yes- it could grip it by its husk.
It's not a question of where he grips it, its a simple question of wieght ratio- a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound Coconut!
What if it was an African Swallow?
Oh, an African Swallow maybe- but not a european Swallow, thats my point.
But then African Swallows are not migratory...
Ah, yes... What if they had it on a creeper?
What, guided by the dorsal feathers?
Come on Patsy...
Where did you get the coconuts?
I found them.
What, In Mercier? The Coconut is tropical!
The Swallow or House martin may seek warmer Climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land ?!
Are you suggesting that Coconuts Migrate?
No- It could be carried.
What- by a swallow?
Yes- it could grip it by its husk.
It's not a question of where he grips it, its a simple question of wieght ratio- a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound Coconut!
What if it was an African Swallow?
Oh, an African Swallow maybe- but not a european Swallow, thats my point.
But then African Swallows are not migratory...
Ah, yes... What if they had it on a creeper?
What, guided by the dorsal feathers?
Come on Patsy...
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From: Whitehorse, Yukon
The following quotes are all from Ricky on Trailer Park Boys:
"some accidents are going to happen whether you're drinking and on drugs or not"!
"I'm sick of people saying that Julien is smart and I'm studpid. Julien's just smart at things like explaining things and getting people to do stuff, and I'm smart at playing hockey and shovelling snow."
Ricky and his misquoted idioms:
"Get two birds stoned at once"
"Denial and error."
"Sweet-and-power chicken."
"Knock, knock. *Who's there* ******* off."
"it looks like some kind of tropical earthquake blew through here!"
"I'm gonna get my grade 10,everyone else can just catch a boat to ****-offity-land"
"why don't you **** off and get some hyposuction"
" The fastest way to get money is to steal a bank machine. It doesn;t take rocket appliances to realize all ya gotta do it take a f'***ing chain, hook it up to a truck, and yank the *******ing bank machine out of the store"
"some accidents are going to happen whether you're drinking and on drugs or not"!
"I'm sick of people saying that Julien is smart and I'm studpid. Julien's just smart at things like explaining things and getting people to do stuff, and I'm smart at playing hockey and shovelling snow."
Ricky and his misquoted idioms:
"Get two birds stoned at once"
"Denial and error."
"Sweet-and-power chicken."
"Knock, knock. *Who's there* ******* off."
"it looks like some kind of tropical earthquake blew through here!"
"I'm gonna get my grade 10,everyone else can just catch a boat to ****-offity-land"
"why don't you **** off and get some hyposuction"
" The fastest way to get money is to steal a bank machine. It doesn;t take rocket appliances to realize all ya gotta do it take a f'***ing chain, hook it up to a truck, and yank the *******ing bank machine out of the store"
