Ok, I'm going to hijack this thread quickly to explain my opinion on the Dixie Chciks b/c they came up earlier... Their opinion is just that, their opinion and they are entitled to it, it may however be unwise to **** off your fan base when your career relies on their opinion of you. My real problem with what they did was this: we, as a country, are at war. They are playing a concert in front of a foreign audience and to get some more applause they badmouth our president in a foreign country during a ime of war. If they felt that strongly about Bush they should have at least done it during their domestic performances as well, but I have a feeling that they know how bad that might turn out considering their fan base, that strikes me as cowardly. Also I remember watching a special about how they used to play Bush fundraising events when he was running for govenor of texas (before they made it big) so they must not be too ashamed to take his money. IMHO what they did is distasteful and I don't listen to them any more but the death threats and stuff they got were ridiculous. Traitors? no, cowardly publicity ******, yes.

 

I dont like the dixie chicks.




[Thread hijacked courtesy of fatman66]

 

To make up for my blatant thread hijacking I'll get us back on track...

Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forst, she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouching behind a bush and she screams, the Big Bad Wolf runs away.

A little farther along she spots the Big Bad Wolf, he behind a boulder as she screams again and the Big bad wolf runs off.

A little later she sees the big Bad Wolf quickly duck behind a tree, she screams again and starts hyterically yelling that the Big bad wolf is trying to eat her.

The Big Bad Wolf sticks his head out from behind a tree and tells her "Shut up b!tch, I'm trying to take a crap in peace, you're the one chasing me all over the forest!"

 

Q: What do you call a vegeterian with diarreha? <--- (sp?)

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.a) A Salad Shooter

 

Q:: What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?
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A:: Quatro Cinco

 

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A:: I dont know but it sure as hell can pick fruit!

 

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
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A: BOB

[these are mean]

 

B: Screwed!

 

That too.

 

Seriously now, I was up at my parent's house a couple weekends ago & they had a friend over visiting with her kids. One of them was probably about 12-13 & he had no legs. So he's getting around just fine & my sister mentiones that she's going to go in the pool (an aboveground 5 ft deep normal round pool) & he says maybe his mom will let him go in. My dad was out there helping hubby put together a patio set on the porch & he tells the boy that he can't go in because they don't have any lifejackets & the pool is way over his head. The boys like well I can swim pretty good.

I had to walk away before I started laughing.

 

What do you call a woman with one leg?




















Eileen

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?




















Irene