i am hammmered
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From: Pasadena, CA
Originally posted by jamzwayne
BREW,
You still havent sold that machine yet?
I'd take it off your hands, but I just bought mine.
good luck.
BREW,
You still havent sold that machine yet?
I'd take it off your hands, but I just bought mine.
good luck.
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From: GEORGIA
I am laughing my GD-MF-POS head off right now thinking about you taking that cat to the vet.
You,
drinking a maritni in a Dixie cup,
wearing big Jackie-O sunglasses,
cowboy boots and tighty whities,
a wife beater with your hairy gut hanging out,
and a hot pink boa.....
....with a......
......with a.......
with a cat on a leash!!!!!
man, I have tears in my eyes. Only three beers deep, and I haven't even been out yet. I am going to be laughing all night!!
Thanks for the laughs -R-!!!
You,
drinking a maritni in a Dixie cup,
wearing big Jackie-O sunglasses,
cowboy boots and tighty whities,
a wife beater with your hairy gut hanging out,
and a hot pink boa.....
....with a......
......with a.......
with a cat on a leash!!!!!
man, I have tears in my eyes. Only three beers deep, and I haven't even been out yet. I am going to be laughing all night!!
Thanks for the laughs -R-!!!
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally posted by TUFF FORD
I am laughing my GD-MF-POS head off right now thinking about you taking that cat to the vet.
You,............................
........................with a cat on a leash!!!!!
I am laughing my GD-MF-POS head off right now thinking about you taking that cat to the vet.
You,............................
........................with a cat on a leash!!!!!
LMAO You guys are killing me!!!! Raoul, so did you walk back again, with the cat?? Any pictures?
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No when I walked in with the dog and they said the appointment was for the cat, without missing a beat i said "I know that I just came in to reschedule" to disguise my drunknedness.
So i'm standing there, leaning really, all flushed and dripping sweat and the lady says,
"Well sir, you could have called."
When she first gave me the bad news, I was gonna say, "You mean this ain't a cat?"
But she was in a fowl mood.
she kinda looked like a prune or a librarian and I don't mess with neither of those.
A neighbor picked me up on the way back and said it wasn't even a mile but it sure seemed like 2 miles. He said I was in no shape for walking like that. He's is good neighbor, me and the dog peed on everymailbox except his.
So i'm standing there, leaning really, all flushed and dripping sweat and the lady says,
"Well sir, you could have called."
When she first gave me the bad news, I was gonna say, "You mean this ain't a cat?"
But she was in a fowl mood.
she kinda looked like a prune or a librarian and I don't mess with neither of those.
A neighbor picked me up on the way back and said it wasn't even a mile but it sure seemed like 2 miles. He said I was in no shape for walking like that. He's is good neighbor, me and the dog peed on everymailbox except his.
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From: GEORGIA
Man, you are too much! It's 12:15 am and I am sitting here crying thinking about this. I have no idea what you/your neighborhood/your dog/your neighbor looks like, but my imagination is running rabid!
I can't wait for the next story.
So, did you reschedule?
My dog is looking at me like I am NUTSO!
Too funny!
I can't wait for the next story.
So, did you reschedule?
My dog is looking at me like I am NUTSO!
Too funny!
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From: the moral high ground
My dog is a German Shepherd and he's 11 yrs old and I found out he don't like to go to the vet unnecessarily.
My neighborhood is kind of rural and I noticed the roads need some paving. We don't have sidewalks, just ditches. Some of them are deeper than one might think.
oh, and I'm damn goodlookin.
My neighborhood is kind of rural and I noticed the roads need some paving. We don't have sidewalks, just ditches. Some of them are deeper than one might think.
oh, and I'm damn goodlookin.
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally posted by Raoul
No when I walked in with the dog and they said the appointment was for the cat, without missing a beat i said "I know that I just came in to reschedule" to disguise my drunknedness........
No when I walked in with the dog and they said the appointment was for the cat, without missing a beat i said "I know that I just came in to reschedule" to disguise my drunknedness........
When is the appointment for the cat? Are you taking it in?? We want the play by play if you do!!!!
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From: Aggieland, TX
Originally posted by Raoul
No when I walked in with the dog and they said the appointment was for the cat, without missing a beat i said "I know that I just came in to reschedule" to disguise my drunknedness.
So i'm standing there, leaning really, all flushed and dripping sweat and the lady says,
"Well sir, you could have called."
When she first gave me the bad news, I was gonna say, "You mean this ain't a cat?"
But she was in a fowl mood.
she kinda looked like a prune or a librarian and I don't mess with neither of those.
A neighbor picked me up on the way back and said it wasn't even a mile but it sure seemed like 2 miles. He said I was in no shape for walking like that. He's is good neighbor, me and the dog peed on everymailbox except his.
No when I walked in with the dog and they said the appointment was for the cat, without missing a beat i said "I know that I just came in to reschedule" to disguise my drunknedness.
So i'm standing there, leaning really, all flushed and dripping sweat and the lady says,
"Well sir, you could have called."
When she first gave me the bad news, I was gonna say, "You mean this ain't a cat?"
But she was in a fowl mood.
she kinda looked like a prune or a librarian and I don't mess with neither of those.
A neighbor picked me up on the way back and said it wasn't even a mile but it sure seemed like 2 miles. He said I was in no shape for walking like that. He's is good neighbor, me and the dog peed on everymailbox except his.
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From: Sunny FL
Originally posted by Raoul
le jpdaadyeo que vous avez obtenu mon burt de soin de la fourmi i don't de pisse fermé à clef par fil obtenait le symdroe de tunnel de carpool de toute façon Rockpick, bonne chance sur vous aujourd'hui. Voici mon problème, famille loin pour le week-end je bidon quelque chose que je veux mais conduis. Mon chien a un appoitment de 4:15 au vétérinaire. Le vétérinaire est de 2 milles de distance, je peux partir furtivement par le voisinage un mille mais le theere est toujours d'un mille et lumières d'un oif de couples. question ici : Je vais pour elle faisant attention vraiment ou j'ai laissé le chien conduire les typos d'excuse (ou pas lui ne me tracassez pas l'une ou l'autre manière) comprennent en ce moment que je serai ivre jusqu'à nouvel ordre
le jpdaadyeo que vous avez obtenu mon burt de soin de la fourmi i don't de pisse fermé à clef par fil obtenait le symdroe de tunnel de carpool de toute façon Rockpick, bonne chance sur vous aujourd'hui. Voici mon problème, famille loin pour le week-end je bidon quelque chose que je veux mais conduis. Mon chien a un appoitment de 4:15 au vétérinaire. Le vétérinaire est de 2 milles de distance, je peux partir furtivement par le voisinage un mille mais le theere est toujours d'un mille et lumières d'un oif de couples. question ici : Je vais pour elle faisant attention vraiment ou j'ai laissé le chien conduire les typos d'excuse (ou pas lui ne me tracassez pas l'une ou l'autre manière) comprennent en ce moment que je serai ivre jusqu'à nouvel ordre
Originally posted by Raoul
NESSUN siete una ragazza difettosa difettosa andate alla vostra stanza fino a che non possa raccogliersi
NESSUN siete una ragazza difettosa difettosa andate alla vostra stanza fino a che non possa raccogliersi
Originally posted by Raoul
私にwindstar あることわかりましたしかしdidnt の言及は(彼トラックのjunp をもう傾ける 私はsoccxer のお母さんのようなstelth である。私がライトをつかまえ、私に挑戦するためにsoemone が抜けばそこに問題のべきであるものは何でも。 p.s. はい私はタイプエラーを見るが、私の設備の完全なcontroll に私を証明するために私がちょうどタイプしたラインを除いてバックスペースの価値を持つ公正な ain't ある。 のほかに4 マイルのそれは上りであり、私が歩けば。 (両方の方法)
私にwindstar あることわかりましたしかしdidnt の言及は(彼トラックのjunp をもう傾ける 私はsoccxer のお母さんのようなstelth である。私がライトをつかまえ、私に挑戦するためにsoemone が抜けばそこに問題のべきであるものは何でも。 p.s. はい私はタイプエラーを見るが、私の設備の完全なcontroll に私を証明するために私がちょうどタイプしたラインを除いてバックスペースの価値を持つ公正な ain't ある。 のほかに4 マイルのそれは上りであり、私が歩けば。 (両方の方法)
Originally posted by Raoul
me caí ouy de mi silla también y la escribí
me caí ouy de mi silla también y la escribí
Originally posted by Raoul
zo daar loop ik al beneden en appointmnet was voor haar stoopidkat
zo daar loop ik al beneden en appointmnet was voor haar stoopidkat
Originally posted by Raoul
Kein, als ich innen mit dem Hund ging und sie sagten, daß die Verabredung für die Katze war, ohne ein Schlag I besagtes "I zu vermissen, wissen Sie, daß ich gerade zum reschedule" hereinkam; mein drunknedness verkleiden. So i'm stehend dort, alles sagt spült und das Tropfen geschwitzt und die Dame, "Well geehrten Herrn wirklich lehnend, konnten Sie called." haben; Als sie mir die schlechten Nachrichten zuerst gab,WAR ich im Begriff zu sagen, "You Mittel dieses ain't ein cat?" Aber sie war in einer Geflügelstimmung, die sie ein bischen wie eine Pflaume oder ein Bibliothekar und I don't Verwirrung mit keinen von denen aussah. Ein Nachbar holte mich auf der Weise zurück ab und sagte es wasn't sogar eine Meile aber es sicheres geschienen wie 2 Meilen. Er sagte, daß ich in keiner Form für das Gehen wie die war. He's ist guter Nachbar, ich und der Hund pinkelte auf everymailbox ausgenommen seins.
Kein, als ich innen mit dem Hund ging und sie sagten, daß die Verabredung für die Katze war, ohne ein Schlag I besagtes "I zu vermissen, wissen Sie, daß ich gerade zum reschedule" hereinkam; mein drunknedness verkleiden. So i'm stehend dort, alles sagt spült und das Tropfen geschwitzt und die Dame, "Well geehrten Herrn wirklich lehnend, konnten Sie called." haben; Als sie mir die schlechten Nachrichten zuerst gab,WAR ich im Begriff zu sagen, "You Mittel dieses ain't ein cat?" Aber sie war in einer Geflügelstimmung, die sie ein bischen wie eine Pflaume oder ein Bibliothekar und I don't Verwirrung mit keinen von denen aussah. Ein Nachbar holte mich auf der Weise zurück ab und sagte es wasn't sogar eine Meile aber es sicheres geschienen wie 2 Meilen. Er sagte, daß ich in keiner Form für das Gehen wie die war. He's ist guter Nachbar, ich und der Hund pinkelte auf everymailbox ausgenommen seins.
Originally posted by Raoul
Mein Hund ist ein Schäferhund und he's 11 Jahre alt und ich fand ihn don't wie heraus, um zum Tierarzt unnötigerweise zu gehen. Meine Nachbarschaft ist Art von landwirtschaftlichem und ich beachtete die Straßen Notwendigkeit etwas Pflastern. Wir don't haben Bürgersteige, gerechte Abzugsgräben. Einige von ihnen sind tiefer, als man denken konnte. OH- und I'm verdammen goodlookin.
Mein Hund ist ein Schäferhund und he's 11 Jahre alt und ich fand ihn don't wie heraus, um zum Tierarzt unnötigerweise zu gehen. Meine Nachbarschaft ist Art von landwirtschaftlichem und ich beachtete die Straßen Notwendigkeit etwas Pflastern. Wir don't haben Bürgersteige, gerechte Abzugsgräben. Einige von ihnen sind tiefer, als man denken konnte. OH- und I'm verdammen goodlookin.
Hope ya feel better today!