I fear no man, but soccer moms scare me to death! I have a Harley and those little b!tches shouldn't be on the same road as anyone else. They should design a whole new road system for them with no lights, lanes, stop signs or speed limits (they don't pay any attention to them anyway).

 

I will wear a wig and blow some doors off.

 

I got scared and decided to walk it.
i will be back later if I don't fall down.

thanks for the good advice
(see you did somthing good today

 

Not me.

 

im calculating 4 mph for sober and 3 for drunk
in that 2 mi total i say i gots to go,,,bye

 

You forgot to calculate the sway factor, that's at least another half mile. Now your going to be late.


Quick while he's gone who's taking bets he falls and the dog runs off?

 

 

My money is on arrested for drunk in public...or indecent exposure when he stops to take a leak by the elementary school.

 

GOOD ONE ! ! !

 

Raoul just have a nice bowel of grandmothers homemade soup and you’ll sober right up

happy

 

THAT IS, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED!


:Puke:

 

Same here:

 

You can thank me for the cop that pulls you over and takes your sorry **** to jail, where you belong.

 

a bowel huh? that is nasty. is that like a bed pan for grandma?

 

Take a chill pill there slappy.