I'am real and i didnt get banned!
Just been lurking around instead of posting...

 

Has anyone else noticed that lifeguardjoe and SexyChistina are never logged in at the same time?

 

hmmm check the IP addresses they wont match up! OMG! Im not joe!! What do i have to do to prove im not him??? Call one of you people!?!?!!

 

Don't worry Chistina, I believe you.

What's that Mother?

Norman, who are you talking to down there?

 

Nice try but, most everyone here would agree that Joes' voice probably hadn't changed yet.

 

It's simple. Just post some pictures of you that prove you don't have nipple rings!

 

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!

 

I have posted pics look in my gallery, i even took one with me holding up a sign saying im not FAKE! foo! hahaahaaa

 

Hi Christina, welcome back.

Actually, I will be back in Houston next week. I might have to come and see how real you really are.

 

I looked at the photos and I have to say that if you photoshopped a blonde wig onto LGJ the resemblance would be amazing. All I know is that I happen to be me; although others have tried to be me:

Raoul tried to be me but complained my pants were too tight.

01XLTSport quit being me when he found out I voted for John Anderson in 1980.

Fast Gator liked being me until he found out my wife was over 40.

RockPick stopped being me when he realized I didn't have any plaid shirts.

Clonetek didn't like being me when he saw that you can't pick up women in a XLT with a 4.2

And a lot of the young guys like Green 98 bailed on me when they saw my mortgage payment.

The moral of the story is that you can be whomever you want, but I have to be me because no one else wants to.

 

awesome! What day??

 

LOL, I think rockpick is also a famous celebrity, remember Ritchie Cunningham from Happy Days?
Look closely at rockpics photo, I'm telling you it is him.

 

I fly over on Monday 10th getting into Houston at 14:30.

Dinner sometime Christina?

 

Richie Cunningham ayy? Does he look like the guy in the pic?