In retrospect, Raoul realized that it was a bad idea to pass a bad check off to a vending machine.

 

"It's hard to tell which leg this is!!! Besides, I just wanted the milk!"

 

With all his effort ,Raoul hopes at least the goat is coming out baaaaaackwards...

 

ah, Raoul learning about reproduction at a ripe middle age of 32.

 

Well, the hooker didn't show; but, at least they have "Vend-A-Goat" in the lobby. Raoul is happy.

 

so that is where baby goats come from!

I thought Raoul was making them in test tubes back at his goat ranch...

 

Raoul's plan to help rebuild the Iraqi economy ran into immediate teething problems........

 

NO, You idiot, I said Camel-toe, Camel-toe, not goat-toe!!!!!!

 

"Wanting a GTO since he was a little kid, Tony pushes 'T 10' but has trouble getting the trans through the slot."

 

Laugh if you want to but, I made $80,000 last year.

Sure it was all in quarters, but still.

 

Following the success of their "Vend-O-Pet" program with a new line of business, the Vend-A-Matic Corporation introduces point of service livestock. A company spokesperson said, "It worked so well with mice and gerbils that we didn't think we needed to consult engineering first."

 

Well that post certainly got my Goat....sigh

 

the goat -noticed the unzipped pants - holds on for dear life

 

You beat me to it.

Let me try this one---

"$1.50 for a freaking goat?!?!?! Dang! I can get a whole pack of camels for $3.25!"

 

Where's the picture? All I see is a red X.