>>THE LITTLE RED HEN
>>Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas, there was a little red hen who
>>scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of
>>wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant
>>this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"
>>"Not I," said the cow.
>>"Not I," said the duck.
>>"Not I," said the pig.
>>"Not I," said the goose.
>>"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. And so she did;
>>the wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help
>>me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
>>"Not I," said the duck.
>>"Out of my classification," said the pig.
>>"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
>>"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
>>"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she
>>did. At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake
>>the bread?" asked the little red hen.
>>"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
>>"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
>>"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
>>"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
>>
>>"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked five
>>loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted
>>some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I
>>shall eat all five loaves."
>>"Excess profits!" cried the cow.
>>"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.
>>"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
>>The pig just grunted in disdain.
>>And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and around
>>the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
>>Then a government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must
>>not be so greedy."
>>"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.
>>"Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise
>>system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he
>>wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive
>>workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and
>>idle."
>>And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who
>>smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand." But her
>>neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread
>>because she joined the "party" and got her bread free.
>>And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been
>>established. Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps
>>no one cared, as long as there was free bread.
>>Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
>>His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers.
>>That's $20 million for memories from two people who For eight years
>>repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
>>GOD BLESS AMERICA!

 

Thats sad that those two worthless people get that for something that nobody cares about.


I can see it now, Clintons memoirs:
"...and on that date me and Hill smoked 2 extra joints, we were happy. Later that night when my "personal friend" Mr. Gore came over we enjoyed saxaphone music and sex. How I wish al would learn to play the saxaphone"

 

Again, no comment for the libers! When you show them in simple terms that even they can understand. how unfair the system is, they have nothing to say.

 

Man, it’s good to see so many new “un-liberals” or in other words people who actually use their own brain and think for themselves…

Of course they have nothing to say because no one has told them what they should say. They don’t have talking points to counter the truth and since they cannot think for themselves they are out to lunch until someone comes along and tells them what to say.

Here let me see what I would say if I was in their shoes:

”The reason this is so unfair is the stupid red hen got the oven and everything needed for making the bread for free. It was left to the hen by the hen’s parents. What ever happen to estate taxes? They should have taken that oven and everything needed to bake that bread away from the hen and give it to all of us.

If we had our own oven and everything needed JUST HANDED TO US like that stupid hen then we could have done it on our own as well. The hen is lucky because the hen had parents who were loaded because the hen’s parents screwed everyone out of their money.

What about medical insurance? What about being equal, this is not fair that the stupid hen gets to have its own oven and everything needed for baking bread.

Oh and what about pressing charges since that stupid red hen was digging up rare and protected wheat seeds? That stupid red hen has affect the environment because now the site has been contaminated we need to protect the rare wheat seeds and put them on the endangered list.

That red hen is EVIL and wants to kill us all by destroying mother earth and taking all the rare wheat seeds for itself!!!!"


That would be your typical bonehead liberal response IF they could think for themselves….