A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona in his Chevy and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.

He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor.

He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.

He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot.

He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat.

Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth,"it's just ice cream."

 

LMAO

 

That's the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!

 

Good one...

that reminds me... Do you know how to catch a polar bear?


























Cut a hole in the ice, and line it with peas. When he comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

 

@ penguin joke