I Love This Truck.
(sung to Toby Keith's "I Love this Bar")

We got winners; we got losers;
smokin chevys and doozers.
An' we got yuppie cars; we got bikers;
An' we got, dirty hitchhikers.
And the guys rev up like a dumb f*ck:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this Truck.
We got cowboys; we got truckers;
Broken hearted fools and suckers.
An' we got gassguzzlers; we got ricers;
Early birds and all nighters.
Tow Truck Drivers talk about getting terds unstuck:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this Truck.

But I love this Truck,
It's my kind ride.
Just tooling down the highway,
Puts a big kick in my pride.
It pulls with ease: No riders please.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this Truck.

I've worn short skirts; I've seen shorter;
Bow tie boys are short order.
An' I've got big tires; lots of power;
I've even smoked ricers and wowzers.
And I like to make cars eat my dust:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this Truck, yes I do!

I love my truck,
An' I like my boyfriend,
I like to cook him a big dinner;
Maybe a BJ now and then:

But I love this Truck,
It's my kind ride.
Just tooling down the highway,
Puts a big kick in my pride.
It pulls with ease: No riders please.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this Truck.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I just love this ol' Truck.

 

I've GOT to print that out! Did you make that up? That's great! :santa:

 

That's a ATST Exclusive.
I thought of it while driving my Truck of course.
Then I had to come home and bring in Toby's CD, co I could have his lyrics handy.