http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/1...urne.accident/

Osbourne's publicist said pills had nothing to do with his accident Monday.

Umm Yeah sure he`s on enough pain killers he won`t know he`s Hurt for 3 weeks should be better by then

 

whoop-t-do

 

When I was 15 / 16, I thought OZZY was GOD.
I remember seeing his Blizzard of OZ concert with Randy Rhoads on Guitar before he died in a plane crash.

I still like Ozzy today, but I don';t think of him as a God anymore.
Too bad his spoiled rotten kids didnt get in the accident instead, they get on my nerves bad.
My wife has the 2 seasons of their show, so I got a chance to see how irritating they are.

 

I know you kids tyoday, if it's not about "MC Jackhammer" and "Ice Cream" and "Ice Tea" and "ice Cube Tray", then it doesnt matter.

Music today is so messed up, someone bring back the 80's.

It should be against the law to buy / play / sell / or create RAP music.
Yeah, it's so skillfull and requires oh so much talent.

Here's a quick rap song I;'m making up as I write this "Bash Rap" post.

Ready??

I went to the kitchen...
To get me some fried chicken....

'boom chicka boom chicka boom"

"I openned up the fridge door, fell on the floor..."
"boing boing boing" (sound of record being spun backwards)

"When I looked in the bucket, it was empty, so I said fawek it"
boing boing boing, boom chicka boom chicka boom.....

---- Long intrumental and break dancing ------

"Mmmm, I want the fried chicken, the finger likin chicken, woo hoo woo hoo hoo"

boing boing boing'

 

habibi, you crack me up! I listen to Rock btw

 

Good, good, that's real good!
I had this mental image of you, over sized baggy pants, sideways baseball cap on (with the price tag still on it)
Real thick gold chain with like a BMW emblem gold plated or something. HAHA

But you're ok Joe, Rock is good for you.

Habibi

 

H. A. Bibi...I hear you.
I'm definatly no fan of rap. I think it's useless, worthless, and takes no talent at all to produce. Why people like it, I haven't got a clue.

MR

 

Los Angeles – MCA Records, a division of Universal-Vevendi/Bartlesman/AOLTimeWarner/Geffen signed new rap talent Habibi, of the Ontario, Canada based band Camel Jockeys. Sources close to CNN said the contract is the biggest ever for a new talent, somewhere in the range of 250 Million Dollars (US).
A complete unknown, Habibi and the Camel Jockeys crashed onto the music scene suddenly after Habibi posted the lyrics to “Finger Lickin’ Good” on the F150 Online Bulletin Board. The lyrics, originally intended as a joke, and a slam against Rap in general, turned into the largest selling rap single in music history. Habibi, whose real name is Earnest Slagmeyer, stated in an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, “It was like, a joke, you know. I was like, slammin’ Rap music because rap is such bull*****. Who would have guessed it would go Quintuple Platinum in three weeks, eh?”
After shortly posting the lyrics, Habibi received a call from David Geffen asking him if he had recorded the song. “It was a joke,” Habibi recalls telling Geffen. “There wasn’t even any music, eh.” Geffen, knowing a hit when he saw one, immediately hooked Habibi up with the Ying Yang Twins who recently produced Britney Spears new album, “I’m No Longer a Child Who Did It Again, Oops, Never Mind.” The introduction was magic and The Camel Jockeys was born. Their premier album was recorded in one 3 hour session and includes such hits as “Finger Lickin’ Good” - “That’s My Pepsi” - “Do You Want Fries With That?” - “Pull Up To The First Window You Mother****er” and of course “Where’s My Tip A$$hole?” Geffen, in an interview with Forbes Magazine last week stated, “The fast-food theme of the album, which is entitled "Drive-Thru This, Bitch", struck a chord with the kids. It’s been the greatest success in the history of our label.”
Habibi and the Camel Jockeys were recently nominated for 15 Grammy Awards and are the favorites for Best New Artist. The Grammy’s will be held in Los Angeles this January.

 

I listen to both rock and rap. Now this dude's mental image will be of me with a platium teeth and guitar.

Truth be told I dress a little like a punkish gothish with a pinch of thug.

lol

Anyways Ozzy sucks. His only good music is form the 80's (crazy train comes to mind) early 90's aside from that he's just a bum.

Half time you can't understand what he says and the other half he's a dumbass. I'll show him my support by downloading his music illegally. He reminds a lot like Michael Jackson. Good music from the 80's and early 90's. Really pale. Big house. No one understands them. Have weird fetishs involving kids and eating bats.

He's a relic sadly, just like Billy Idol or Madonna.

 

kobiashi you out did yourself.
Thanks for the best laugh of the day, you had me rolling.

 

kobiashi

 

No worries bro.
That's what I'm here for.



k

 

LOL way from it.

Usually a black t-shirt, blue jeans, with a huge belt buckle witha skull on it, bottomed off with my white pimp reeboks.

OH and always my silver and blue polarized oakleys.

 

Kobiashi...That was excellent!

You da man!

 

Anything to get that speedo's picture out your mind, eh?