Hey Joe,

I think you are reading the wrong list. Yours should go something like this....

I'm not old
I'm not overweight
I don't *break* when I trip and fall
I don't get laid off
It doesn't cost me 1/2 of everything I own for 1 breakup with the g/f
I'm not tired at 11:00pm
I'm not held financially responsible for everything in my life yet
Gee, I love November

 

... and I don't have to get up three times during the night to pee.

chknbone you are a genious the way you found the bright side.
Young punks today always complaining, bleh.

Oh I got a ticket, boo hoo hoo, ahhh shad app! I'll trade ya for the one I got when I got pinched doing 160 in 100.

Oh I had a crappy birthday, boo hoo hoo,... what I wouldnt give to have a 19th birthday again.

Oh I got detention ... you probably deserved it for being a smart mouth punk, LOL, when I went to HS, I got the strap every week (im not kidding)

Oh I broke up with my g/f, oh boo hoo hoo, I need a tissue.
"Good riddence" your 19, in good shape, there's more hot women in florida than you can shake a stick at, and now you got those nipple rings to attract them. Look at this as a good opportunity.

Oh I tripped and fell and scraped my knee, oh boo hoo hoo, mommy can you kiss it better?

Man I fell outa bed in September, I had to go down to emerg, LOL.
When us old fawkers fall, we're happy if it's only a scrape.

Now walk it off and look at all the good things you should be happy about.

 

We've won 4 games ***.

 

Same as the steelers. I belive we meet in a few weeks.

Oh yeah, and at least you didnt have go drop out of school, leave your family behind and "guard the nation" in the middle of nowhere.

Then again at least I didn't have to go to Iraq...yet.

31C

 

haha, Habibi you da man! Man I had a great night. No gf is definately a plus

Oh yeah, I'm 18.