The Blonde and the Horse

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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 10:30 PM
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Talking The Blonde and the Horse

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Thank God for heros.
 
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 07:31 AM
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Oh, no! That was baaaaaaaaaaaad.
 
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 11:44 AM
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oh man! lmfao! God bless for bobby
 
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 11:47 AM
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:38 PM
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LOL
 
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