LMAO

Hey LGJ, just stuff another sock in the speedo and go out trolling

 

No sock needed thanks

 

That sucks dude. But at least you're free to run a muck. Is that a good thing?


Oh yea. No more speedos. No male should ever wear them under 99.9% of the circumstances. Period.

 

LOL!

you feelin better yet Joe?

 

LFG,
The only way you are going to be able to put this behind you is to take the money you've been saving for an engagement ring, and use it to put a down payment on that Lightning.

 

ATST makes a real good point. I've learned that if we are self sufficient then we don't need woman to take care of us. I had to learn early on how to do my own laundry, cook my own food and how to find my own socks. I left the house pretty young and got to hone my skills (I can make a mean Ramen noodle ). I think it's beneficial for all guys to learn how to take care of themselves. Then we can spend time with our women doing things we can't do ourselves.

So give mom a break at home and do some things for your self. When you go to college, don't run home every home you can't find your socks. You can find them yourself.

 

psh, I know how to do laundry, and cook food. I just need her for "other" things

 

Oh, she must have been your "righthand" partner.

 

What, no new girlfriend yet?

 

It sucks getting dumped. My fiance dumped me 1 1/2 years ago. It hurt, but after time, you realize it was for the best. You're young, you'll go through a few more till you find the right one

 

LOL, nope not yet In due time.

 

I understand that this girl is available, and lives near you too.

Joe's New GF

 

The more you function as a single, independent human being, the healthier your relationships will be. I know far too many people who basically started having steady boyfriends and girlfriends in like 8th grade and just went through one long string of monogamous relationships, or were stuck in one committed relationship right from puberty through the teenage years and through high school, college, etc... Then they turn around one day and realize they never really learned how to function as a single human being, only as part of a relationship. OR else they dont really know for sure if the person they been with all that time is right for them cause they never really learned what it was like to be with anybody else. And their relationships become dysfunctional, they end up having to break peoples' hearts or getting their hearts broken, and then they turn into these raging psychos who want to be in a relationship but dont at the same time and all that bs. Better to go out, sow your oats now, and enjoy life on your own so you actually know what you're leaving behind when you get involved again.

 

anyone want my GF? after 11 months I think Im going nutz... i have never made it past 6 months until now.... I will make you guys a sweet deal, maybe for an extra set of tires? I always need tires

 

Hmmm. What's she look like? LOL j/j

I'm going out friday woman hunting wearing my new P-I-M-P shoes