Whoohoo, I am getting out of the 3rd World at last.
I got approached by an Oilfield Equipment Manufacturing company to work for them as a Projects Engineer.
Looks like I'll be working in places like Houston and Alaska instead of the ex Russian Republics and the Middle East.

At last, clean water and no more food poisoning.
It will be a luxury to be able to fart with confidence again.

 

I am as i am sure everone here is happy for you. There is nothing better than a clean crisp fart that may register a .2 on the ricter (sp) scale... Good luck with your upcoming position.

 

Yes Sir! Nothing like a big *** fart on a cold crisp winter morning.
Get a job in Canada Adam, you will fart up a storm, beer in the evenings, bacon in the morning.

Woo hoo "pull my finger, pull my finger"

 

(you need help)

We have had many Memorable farts on our trips to canada.
molson stock, canadian bacon,eggs and perch for breakfast.. yummy!!
yieks not in the fuc$in fish hut.. gag, gaggggg great time i might add.

 

funny thing, farting.


my wife's accord has one of those master power window switches that cuts power to all the windows.

if your the driver, and feeling a little flatulant, with a mere flick of the switch, you have a captive audience to share the experience.

can't do that in my truck.

 

So, is that your full name?

billycouldridewithusifhedidn'tfartlikethat

 

yes, a good fart on a cold Northen Alberta morning.

You can see the steam as clear as day.

Congrats on the new gig!

 

you are so wrong dude.

but i gotta admit the vision of it had me rollin'

oops almost forgot, ( can't think straight after habibi has been here, whew)
congrats on the job. hopefully you'll enjoy many great traveling days.

 

Glad to hear your happy EnglishAdam
Nothing like a job that you like! I got one finally, welding in a pipe fab shop. Sleazy Go-Go bar around the corner for lunch. The things those Russian girls will do for A DOLLAR.

And lets just say, when I tip a $20, Iam late getting back to work......hehe