The 2 Dozen Male Commandments
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Joined: Feb 2002
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From: Whitehorse, Yukon
On behalf of Canada, please accept my apology for your horrifying experience.
Nobody deserves to sit through a flight with an AC flight attendant, LOL
I do it, but only for the points!
They have a very strong union, and it's quite apparent with the perpetual knot they have on their faces.
Nobody deserves to sit through a flight with an AC flight attendant, LOL
I do it, but only for the points!
They have a very strong union, and it's quite apparent with the perpetual knot they have on their faces.
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Joined: Mar 2003
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From: Houston and Lil ol' England
Hah, that's nothing.
You should see the "girls" on Azerbaijan Airlines. I think they hire them just in case they need somebody to kickstart the plane in an emergency.
I might try and get some pictures although I could end up in the Gulag.
Watch this space
You should see the "girls" on Azerbaijan Airlines. I think they hire them just in case they need somebody to kickstart the plane in an emergency.
I might try and get some pictures although I could end up in the Gulag.
Watch this space
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 664
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From: Whitehorse, Yukon
I should try to take some pics too, but I'm afraid the camera will break or run for its life.
As you may have guessed by now, I "HATE" Air Canada Flight Attendants.
I hate them more than I hate Rosie Perez.
This is how sharp they are:
In march I'm returning from Frankfurt to Toronto via Air Canada, I have an aisle seat in the bulk head, directly in front of me is the jump seat, on the right of the jump seat is the Emergency exit.
Nobody else is sitting in my quiet little corner, only me.
As soon as we hit our cruising altitude, I ask the FA (flight attendant) if I put a blanket on the jump seat, would it be ok to rest my feet on there (nobody was sitting there, and the flight was half empty)
"I'll have to ask" she says, so she comes back and say "NO< IT"S AGAINST POLICY" in a rather firm and loud voice (imagine a big knot in her face at the same time)
So I'm like "well why not?
"Well sir, we MUST keep the emergency exits clear at all times"
"yes Ms, but we're 30,000 feet in the air, if we need the exit, I'll move my feet, I promise, cross my heart and hope to die"
Like a true broken record, all she kept repeating was "emergency exit must remain clear at all times" blah blah blah.
Did I mention how much I hate them? What ever happened to common sense? Hello?
Once I knew she wouldn't budge, I was a smart ***, I'm like "ok, just tell me one reason why you might need to open the emergency exit at 30,000 feet, and I won't bother you again"
She had the biggest stunned look on her face ive ever seen, LOL
As you may have guessed by now, I "HATE" Air Canada Flight Attendants.
I hate them more than I hate Rosie Perez.
This is how sharp they are:
In march I'm returning from Frankfurt to Toronto via Air Canada, I have an aisle seat in the bulk head, directly in front of me is the jump seat, on the right of the jump seat is the Emergency exit.
Nobody else is sitting in my quiet little corner, only me.
As soon as we hit our cruising altitude, I ask the FA (flight attendant) if I put a blanket on the jump seat, would it be ok to rest my feet on there (nobody was sitting there, and the flight was half empty)
"I'll have to ask" she says, so she comes back and say "NO< IT"S AGAINST POLICY" in a rather firm and loud voice (imagine a big knot in her face at the same time)
So I'm like "well why not?
"Well sir, we MUST keep the emergency exits clear at all times"
"yes Ms, but we're 30,000 feet in the air, if we need the exit, I'll move my feet, I promise, cross my heart and hope to die"
Like a true broken record, all she kept repeating was "emergency exit must remain clear at all times" blah blah blah.
Did I mention how much I hate them? What ever happened to common sense? Hello?
Once I knew she wouldn't budge, I was a smart ***, I'm like "ok, just tell me one reason why you might need to open the emergency exit at 30,000 feet, and I won't bother you again"
She had the biggest stunned look on her face ive ever seen, LOL