And the moral of the story is???..
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And the moral of the story is???..
a Second Grade Teacher gave an assignment to tell a story that had a moral to it..
little Johnney raised his hand first.
"My Uncle is an egg farmer and was taking a basket full of eggs to the market and had layed them on his front seat. On the way to market he nearly had an accident and slammed on his brakes of course all the eggs ended up broken on the floor board of his truck"
"And what was the moral of the story?" the teacher asked.
" Don't put all your eggs in one basket" answered the student.
"Very good ,whos next?"
Little Suesy raised her hand.
"My cousin had 10 eggs and only 7 hatched"
"Whats the moral to your story?"
"Don't count your chickens until the eggs hatch" she answered.
"Very good,next?"
Little Pauly started furiously waving his hand.
"My Mom's in the reserves and was in the Gulf war and was flying over Iraq as an AWO in an A-4 when it was shoot down.
When she bailed out all she had was a Bottle of Whiskey,a Machine gun and a Matchetie.
When she looked down all she saw was a Hundred Iraqi solders waiting for her to float down to earth so she had to do some quick thinking, she drank the bottle of whiskey 'cause she knew it would break when she hit the ground.
Then as soon as she hit the ground she opened fire with the machine gun and mowed down 70 of the Iraqi soldiers,then she killed another 30 with the macheti!!!"
"Wow" exclaimed the teacher" so what was the moral to that story?"
"You don't frek with my Mom when she's drunk" said little Pauly
little Johnney raised his hand first.
"My Uncle is an egg farmer and was taking a basket full of eggs to the market and had layed them on his front seat. On the way to market he nearly had an accident and slammed on his brakes of course all the eggs ended up broken on the floor board of his truck"
"And what was the moral of the story?" the teacher asked.
" Don't put all your eggs in one basket" answered the student.
"Very good ,whos next?"
Little Suesy raised her hand.
"My cousin had 10 eggs and only 7 hatched"
"Whats the moral to your story?"
"Don't count your chickens until the eggs hatch" she answered.
"Very good,next?"
Little Pauly started furiously waving his hand.
"My Mom's in the reserves and was in the Gulf war and was flying over Iraq as an AWO in an A-4 when it was shoot down.
When she bailed out all she had was a Bottle of Whiskey,a Machine gun and a Matchetie.
When she looked down all she saw was a Hundred Iraqi solders waiting for her to float down to earth so she had to do some quick thinking, she drank the bottle of whiskey 'cause she knew it would break when she hit the ground.
Then as soon as she hit the ground she opened fire with the machine gun and mowed down 70 of the Iraqi soldiers,then she killed another 30 with the macheti!!!"
"Wow" exclaimed the teacher" so what was the moral to that story?"
"You don't frek with my Mom when she's drunk" said little Pauly
