A Texan went to hell (go figure) anyway the Devil noticed that the heat did'nt seem to bother him.
He approached the Texan and asked him how he could stand the heat,the Texan replied"it's just like a warm June day in Texas".
The Devil turned up the heat a little more and asked him "Hows that feel?" the Texan told him "It's just like a hot day in July in Texas".
The Devil then turned the heat all the way up but this did'nt bother the Texan who addmitted that now "It feels like a hot day in August in Texas,does'nt bother me at all"
Enraged the Devil really cranked the heat up which in turn caused the NorthEast power grid to start shutting down(like the play on current events?).
Well this caused hell to start getting really cold and icciles started forming,all of a sudden all the Texans in Hell(LBJ and Woody Harrelsons Dad) started cheering.
The devil looked at the Texan and asked what was going on.
The Texan cheerfully replied that the "Texas Rangers finnally won the Pennant!!!"

 

Oh, I get it. The Texas Rangers won the penant when hell froze over. Anyone can understand that. Not just Texans.

 

I'll be visting my Son and his wife in Chapel Hill over X-Mas holidays and I'll be coming through Tennesee. I'll have to make one stop Peacemaker

 

and tell 'ya every joke I ever heard,slowly in English and 'Espanola ..Mi Bueno?..Danada,Danada

 

Well sorry for the Rangers but the Mariners are going to keep them at the bottom until we die (and we only die when hell friezes over )

 

Is it Armegeddon I am waiting for then, being a Red Sox fan?

 

"...When the men with Red Legs and the Young Ursines meet to decide who is the best on the planet it is the Seventh Sign." Rev 12:22

 

so there is truth to a Cubs vs. Red Sox World Series being the end of the world

Crap

 

PHEW!!! Only 17 verses to Revelation chapter 12

 

That must be a KJB, it says so in my MLB Edition.

 

I predict the World Series this year will be Seattle Mariners vs Atl Braves.... (Sorry bosox1007 the M's just won the series againt the Sox.)

 

Lets see what happens this next week....This will be my Make or Break week of the season...the do good against Oak, Sea and NYY then I will feel unbeatable....they stink out the joint again, and I will be right there with ya, rooting on the M's

 

I'm all for them beating Oakland and NY! That way the yanks don't even go to post season So I say whip them yanks, whip them Athletics and then the Sox can lose three more times to the Mariners and then the Sox can win against everybody else they play (Sox are probably my second fav team.)