Speak About Women and Be Political Correct
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Speak About Women and Be Political Correct
TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB -She is a DETOUR OFF THE
NFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY
ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -She gets
CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -She is
PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT ***** - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB -She is a DETOUR OFF THE
NFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY
ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -She gets
CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -She is
PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT ***** - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
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From: Michigan Rocks and then some too!!!
Men don't need political correctness because they enjoy anything that is said about them. Just the fact that you are talking about them is taken as an invitation. Well that, and the fact that words with more than one syllable - as insults often are - go right over their head.
For instance all the guys read in the above paragragh was "head"
For instance all the guys read in the above paragragh was "head"
