My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, a bit, and that was my sister-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to help her mother check the wedding invitations. So I went. But she was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires fo me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her older sister, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her father was standing outside, with his wife and my fiancée, and with tears in their eyes, they hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." MORAL OF THE STORY: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

REAL MORAL OF THE STORY:

You are marrying into a family, including your fiance, that is NEVER going to trust you. Get out now and save yourself years of misery.

 

Thank's for the info! I'll keep that in mind, when I decide to in the next oh say 4-8 years.

 

It's a joke! And a funny one.

 

Yep, a joke. I have seen that a few different time in different ways but still the same plot...

 

I know it's a joke, but for anyone reading anything more into it, my moral is much more appropriate.

 

That's is absolutely true.

 

Steve's getting all serious on us all of the sudden. LOL!

 

He is just protecting his flock.

Even you...

 

I dont know why I have not memorized it word for word after reading it 100000000000000000 times

 

that was good

 

Not from where I'm sitting!

 

I agree.
Joke or not, keep this in mind "people who do not trust can not be trusted."

 

...and people who trust blindly are likely to be bent over regularly. Some people don't trust, not because they are untrustworthy themselves; but, because they have been treated poorly enough to make them skittish.


The REAL moral of this story is.... Don't rush in! If trust hasn't been earned, it might just be tested.

 

i would have to agree with odin...i have been treated like **** by many a woman. i never cheated....but i am suspiciouse of them. it all depends on the person.

but, that is a great joke. i will have to memorize that one.