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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 08:15 PM
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Pick up lines...
Anyone wanna try to beat my best pick up line....

You mother and father must be retarded, because your a special girl....


Anyone beat that....
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 08:27 PM
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 08:32 PM
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"Is there any chance at getting any tonight?" "I would like to know before I waste my money a head of time"...
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 08:36 PM
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No? Let's do lunch?
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 08:51 PM
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"I have my own place, and nobody lives close by so you can scream as LOAD as you want"
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 08:54 PM
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"Hey I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours...."
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 09:36 PM
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"no, that's not a roll of Loonies in my pocket"
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 09:39 PM
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"Electric company turned the lights out at my place, so looks like we'll be sleeping at you're place"
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 09:39 PM
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Like pizza wanna *******?

What, you don't like pizza?
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 09:42 PM
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Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 09:50 PM
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Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
"Is there any chance at getting any tonight?" "I would like to know before I waste my money a head of time"...
That one is hilarious!


"I may be no flintstone, but I can sure make your BED ROCK"

my favorite
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 10:21 PM
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"Girl you must be from Ireland, because my ***** is Dublin"
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 10:27 PM
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Originally posted by Silent Bob
Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
HaHa! I've used that line before.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 10:29 PM
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Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
"Is there any chance at getting any tonight?" "I would like to know before I waste my money a head of time"...
And we were wondering why you werent getting any. nevermind now we know !
 
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 10:34 PM
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I have picked up some tips from this thread....
 
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