5 Kinds of SEX
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From: Stinkin Joisey
5 Kinds of SEX
Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex.
The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you
first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex in your bedroom.
The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say "*******k You".
The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you can not stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone...
The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you
first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex in your bedroom.
The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say "*******k You".
The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you can not stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone...
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