A Dear Abby Letter
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From: Stinkin Joisey
A Dear Abby Letter
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia
and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other
two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers.
One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in
the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Hong
Kong prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working
girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own
brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters
would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them
not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and
hopefully, their heroin habits.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancee and
look forward to bringing her into the family, and I certainly want to be
totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who
is French?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia
and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other
two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers.
One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in
the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Hong
Kong prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working
girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own
brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters
would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them
not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and
hopefully, their heroin habits.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancee and
look forward to bringing her into the family, and I certainly want to be
totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who
is French?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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