I got back from FL two weeks ago, and have been sick ever since.
Yep, I got sunpoisoning so bad my legs swelled up and I couldn't see my ankles. I was just starting to get some relief when I nasty cold set in. A week later still looking like a commercial for Nyquil, an older root canal went bad. Now today my cold is easing up, but I just had the tooth yanked, so I am killing time (can't smoke) web surfing. Mind you my face is still numb, and I am not supposed to do anything that may suck air into my mouth, or force the clot that will hopfully form, preventing something called drysocket.

Then I came accross this webpage. I have to tell you, I had to read it in parts giving me time to recover from each one. It is very difficult not to fall on the floor in a fit of laughter while reading, so be sure to swallow all your food and drink before clicking on the link. You should also be warned this may killl your appitite. Ready? Here you go:
http://shtick.org/Misc/ryans.htm

 

Oh My God!

I couldn't get past the 1st 3rd of the story.

BOB

 

Heck of a story. Humor is only great humor when there's a little truth in it.

 

LOL That was funny as hell

 

OH....MY.....GOD!!!!

That was the funniest thing I've read in six months. I appreciate the post. I really needed a good laugh.

 

ROFLMAO....

That was awesome for a great laugh, THANK YOU!!!!

 

hehe

 

lol

(hope you feel better)

 

That was funny, but man was that nasty.

 

that had to be the best story i have ever heard!!

 

Good ol' Ryan's food. Gives me gas everytime. Not to mention it will cramp your stomach to death. Great story. *WIPING THE TEARS FROM MY EYES FROM LAUGHING SO HARD*

 

I am literally crying laughing... that is the story to end all stories.

ROFL!

RP