The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."

 

LMAO

 

hah..I knew it!!!

Poor Grandma....she just wanted to release some air, and they were stuffing her! LOL

Must have been all those prunes she ate

 

HEY!!! I like prunes!!

LOL!

I also like to fart though...




ROFL!!!


RP

 

More information than I needed to know about you

 

Ahhh... come on! We all have to do it... some of us just enjoy it more than others! LOL!

Just consider it a free tour. ROFL!


RP

 

Farting is a good thing. It does the same thing for the body that a pressure relief valve does for say a propane tank, releases dangerous gas pressure before a major explosion happens…

Kind of like if you wait to long and have the “big one” you think “damn, maybe I should wipe”…

 

You're one sick toad 01. LMAO!


RoCkPiCk

 

I didn't come up with "farting" it was designed into the body already, where do you think "man" got the idea for pressure relief values?

 

Perplexing question there 01. I'll have to sleep on that one, rip a couple, and get back with you.






RP

 

Well, not as perplexing as your impressive post about earthquakes in another thread, but hey, its food for thought... (beans)

 

I like to be perplexic. LOL!


RP