A man staggers into an emergency room with a
> >>>concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, arm in a
> >>>sling, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck.
> >>>
> >>>Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.
> >>>
> >>>"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having
> >>>a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
> >>>difficult hole, we both sliced our ***** into a
> >>>pasture of cows.
> >>>We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
> >>>around I noticed one of the cows had something white
> >>>at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail,
> >>>and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
> >>>monogram on it - - stuck right in the middle of the
> >>>cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
> >>>"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
> >>>"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
> >>>'Hey, this looks like yours!'
> >>>

 

Man... that happend to me once.

RP

 

I knew you had something for.... well you know....

 

I was out there trying to figure out why Mr. Zaino had cows in the backyard... it just so happens that it was off to the right on #13... I can't help it that I have a bad slice.

RP

 

A bad slice of what?

 

SLICE... not slace...

Maybe you would know the term if you got out of the house occasionally instead of sitting at the computer chasing my posts/post count.

Golf. Maybe you've heard of it...

RP

 

What is "slace"?

Golf, yes I have heard of it, if I can't fall asleep I watch some golf, no problem falling asleep...

 

I just saw it as another opportunity for you to plug an inferior product like Zaino...

"Just think of all the places you could use Zaino on the golf course.... golf carts, clubs, ***** (golf ***** that is)...etc..etc..."

Heck 01 XLT, I bet you use it on your shaft all the time.

RP

 

My shaft is toxic free...

 

Whew... not what your X said but, I'm not going to touch that one with a 10-foot shaft.

ROFL!

RP

 

Golf courses and cemeterys = 2 biggest waste of land

 

He now, some us make are living there!

 

My X was toxic...

 

I totally disagree on both points...

First, I golf and find it to be a huge stress reliever thus, I don't think it's a waste and...

cemetaries.... well, that's where everyone went with their girlfriend back in high school to 'mess around' as there were few places to go... sure... kind of sick but, I learned several important anatomy lessons there... ahhh, memories.

RP

 

Wacking a little white ball and then walking to where it lands and wacking it again relieves stress?

That why they made drive-in movies..............for the anatomy lessons