Subject: Five Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know,
I like construction workers. They always
understand when you have a few parts left
over at the end and when the job takes
longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no ***** and no spine. Plus the head and *** are interchangeable."

 

Heard it...

Not too bad though... My boss enjoyed the joke...

RP

 

Yep, heard that one. I thought you actually posted it. It is still funny...

ROFLMAO!!!! The French what a bunch of moron's

 

He finally said a mouth-full.

RP

 

I knew it...

 

WOW

 

I told you he'd come around...

 

Maybe thats why I thought I heard it before

 

You probabely posted it a while back and forgot. You have so many threads it must be hard keeping track...

 

hell, I have trouble remembering what day it is

 

True, don't sweet it, RockPick loves it anyway helps get his post count up...

 

Actually I posted it, but Gator was the first to respond to it so close enough.

rdy2rac with

 

Cool, well give credit where credit is due...

 

I knew I had heard it before

So giving Props to RDY2RAC