Squirrels
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Squirrels
There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Methodist church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels........and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
One day, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels........and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
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i guess the squirel makes a better catholic than me, i havent been to church since graduation mass in 1996!!!
the only good squirrel is a dead one!!...they are real fun when they get stuck in your duals...they go badoomp badoomp...until you go fast enough to fling them out!!!!!
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the only good squirrel is a dead one!!...they are real fun when they get stuck in your duals...they go badoomp badoomp...until you go fast enough to fling them out!!!!!
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You have me beat....I haven't been since I was married, which was last May
Squirrels are fun..because they give my boxer puppy a good run for his $$.....he loves chasing them...and we have plenty of them in our yard
Squirrels are fun..because they give my boxer puppy a good run for his $$.....he loves chasing them...and we have plenty of them in our yard
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one of my coworkers had a special needs students that was deathly afraid of squierls that he wouldnt get off of the bus if one was in his yard!! and she sent me a e-mail with rthat picture, but it dances!!
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