Management Training 101

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down
in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts
it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day."

 

LMAO.

Post *****. 10 out of the 11 last threads final post! That could be a new record Gator?

 

ROFLMAO...

 

Definately not a record... I've see it such that he's the last post on EVERY thread on the entire first page of the GENERAL DISCUSSIONS forum.

That's ultimate whoring.

RP

 

Yep, and RockPick knows a post ***** when he reads one...

 

Fast Gator
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Redneck Ferrari
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RockPick
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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Louisville, Kentucky = ULTIMATE POST *****
Posts: 4127 in 1yr 4mo

 

DAMN Rockpick I think you need to take a shower, maybe 2 times...

 

Bah, certainly not the ultimate. Gator has racked up probably 4000 posts since the begining of this year... let's give credit where credit is due.

RP

 

Rookies

 

Last one to 10,000 posts sucks rotten eggs thru a straw

 

I,ve been to managment training...one of the first things they teach you is not to try and do everything yourself...Deligate,Deligate...Deligate!!! the second thing they teach you is if they screw up ..Deny,Deny...Deny!! you ever deligated it in the first place

 

Yep, I "Deligate" my screw up's down the line...