we,re telling the Syrians to chit or get off the pot...the Iraqis are saying thanks but no thanks ,get the duck out of our pond..... we need to withdraw to the south,declare the southren oilfields a militarized zone,pump out the oil at 5 bucks a barrel until our expenses with current market rate plus 3.5% interest is paid... and boggity boggity boggity the chuck out there and leave it them..working with the Arabs is like redoing a side walk...you go in and tear it up..and they complain about the dust and mud ..then you pour the concrete and make it nice and smooth....and when you're not looking some jerk goes walking through it

 

I agree with you completely, except the oil fields should stay under U.S. control indefinitely. Many of them are French owned anyway, so given what the U.S. thinks of France right now, I say screw um!

 

BigDeal:

Me, you and Fast Gator should hang out sometime...

Fu*k the French, a bunch a snot bags...

 

I keep hearing this voice in the back of my head..... "take the oil....take the oil"
Suddenly I feel like taking OUR oil, they didn't want it, they set it on fire.

 

Anytime man. Maybe you all will find your way down south to sunny Florida and we can get together over a couple cold ones! Take care.

 

Everybody keeps saying that America and Britain are colonial powers and hate us for it so whay don't we just go the whole hog and take over the Middle east again?
After it was all handed back to them (by the Brits) after the first world war they have proven that they cannot run the place themselves.
We can show them how to have proper democracy and even introduce radical concepts like educating their women and letting them drive cars.
Also, we do get the cheap oil allowing us to run bigger engines in our trucks.

Good deal all round