Politics 101
Politics 101
A little boy goes to his dad and asks,"What is
politics?"
Dad says," Well, son, let me try to explain it this
way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The
President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will
call you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
Your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes
sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what
Dad has said.
Later that night he hears his baby brother crying so
he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper
so the little boy goes to his parents room and finds
his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics
now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the
Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and
The Future is in deep ****."
politics?"
Dad says," Well, son, let me try to explain it this
way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The
President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will
call you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
Your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes
sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what
Dad has said.
Later that night he hears his baby brother crying so
he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper
so the little boy goes to his parents room and finds
his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics
now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the
Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and
The Future is in deep ****."



Fast Gator