If it has tit's or tire's, it's trouble!

Word's of wisdom!

She'll be back!

 

If i was you, i would go out and fock all of her friends. It will make you feel better

 

hehehe

 

God made beer so we could figure out women. So one must drink more beer to become fully enlighted to the ways of a woman.

 

You can never figure out a woman, don't even try.

When God created Eve, the Blue's were born.....

 

The blues?? Or blue *****

--Joe

 

OR BOTH

 

dude, your talking like she treated me like crap or something, and stabed me in the back, we still both dearly care for each other....

 

Dude - Sorry to hear of the heartbreak. But you're only 20 yrs old!

I guarranty that if you two stayed together YOU would be the one to break it off in 2-3 more yrs. I got a theory that around 21 -24 everyone, guys and chicks, go out and hunt for a$$, get their kicks and then mature and move on to relationships that last. Its like hormonal pre-programming.

Would you really want to marry this chick just to cheat on her within the next 5 yrs? You both saved yourselves. Move on, hunt for the big game, be safe and have fun. Think about marriage once you've been with every type of girl you've ever wanted. You'll be surprised what you learn about them and yourself. Good luck and I hope you feel better soon!

 

Rule #1. Listen to those who are OLDER then you. Been there, Done That

Rule #2. Never let this kind of crap bother you. You are WAY to young to be worrying about such nonsense, especially with todays statistics of women out numbering men almost 4:1.

Rule #3. Get your nut with one of her friends and move on. You my friend, are NOT bank of america and gifts are meaningless until you have a wife. Otherwise, its wasted worth that can be dropped into your ride.

Rule #4. Refer to Rule #1

 

Ugh, tell me about it. I spend more on my woman then my truck. But the minute I do something for the truck I gotta hear it. And then she gets my mom in on it


Don't be down though, now you are free to go find a sugar momma to buy you stuff for your truck

 

Women code:

Confused = "I need more MONEY"



Man code:

Get the fu*k out = "More money for me"

 

I have to respectfully disagree. You see Adam pissed God off, theeen God created Eve and told Adam, "Take that @sshole"

 

Its better that you break up now, then 5 years from now. If she is having doubts then she needs to work them out on her own, otherwise the relationship will never be complete.

My wife asked me last week if I wanted a divorce...I said no, cause I didn't want to change my username!

 

It's also probably a lot cheaper to rent it!
No, y'all, it happened like this. God made Adam the perfect companion, she served him in every way and treated him like he was her master, and God said "Adam, that's gonna cost you and arm and one eye." Adam said "Um, I dunno, God, that's kind of steep. What can I get for a rib?"(no offense ladies, but it was funny)