Greetings all! Figured I would post this here as i am not sure where else it would belong. Anyone that surfs the L board knows im NOT and advocate of street racing, started quite the load fo crap over there. However....I had my first RICER KILL and it felt great! Here in sunny Pittsburgh, PA. (insert sarcasm here) we got another ton of snow dumped on us. So, as I am coming home from work I see a little ricer buried in the snow off of the road. Car had the fart can, Chinese writing on the windshield, decals over the car, "racing" seatbelt pads, the works!! So, i stopped to see if there were any injuries and they were just stuck there. So, i I guess it was some guy going to college down the street or something and I see his hotty of a g/f sitting next to him, so i figured I'd make him look gay and pull him out. So, i pull off the road and toss him the end of my tow strap and tell him to hook it to his car and i'm not responsible for anything that gets messed up because he put it there. He shrugs his shoulders and says he has no idea where to put it and beings wrapping it around his gay-*** rice ground effect. Now as funny as it would have been to rip it off of his car, i just couldnt do that. So, i offer my advice and point to the nice little convenient tow hook sticking out and he connects it there as i roll my eyes, as his girlfriend looks on! LOL! I drop the truck into 4Low and give him a little tug to get him out and then proceed to pull him up a steep hill with no problems whatsoever! Limited Slip kicks ***! So, i drag his *** to the top of the hill, disconnect the strap, give his girl a quick wink and send him on his way...No, i didnt get the chick, but maybe he wont get any for awhile cause his car sucks, LOL. So, this is my version of a good clean RICER KILL! 4x4 STYLE!

Peace Out!

Medic

 

I believe that you can put a notch in your belt for that one.

Anthony

 

I must say pgh, you are a better (or at least stronger) man than I. The demons inside me would have been hard pressed to not let him attach that strap to his ground effects and laugh as I pulled his bumper cover up the hill!!

 

LOL, true JDM, very true. If it werent for the fact that I had interviewed for a job that I want more than anything in the world last week and am waiting to hear back from the company, I just may have done that! So, I was hoping the "Big Guy" was watching my act of "kindness" and maybe he'll hook me up!

Lata!

Medic

 

Hell yeah dude......ricer kill in the 4x4...I'm needin one of those

 

Too funny, we may not be fast but we will always get there.

 

pgh_medic:

Good job and you deserve alot of credit first for pulling the moron out of the snow and second for not pulling his bumper off. I do have to agree with JDMnAR it would have been hard not to just let him connect up and pull it off and then "oops, what happen dude?"

Good job, and good luck with your interview...

 

See - I'm not as smart as you! I would have used the front bumper and pushed him out. Of couse that would have damaged the POS. Oh well, maybe.

 

congrats